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Nel Nel's avatar

at least they're not sluts . I'd rather have a daughter like that than a daughter like kylie jenner who has casual sex ( as a minor) with grown up men

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Horndogs will be horndogs.

"Naturally" it's up to the fairer sex to keep the free-milk cow in the barn.

(I just made myself queasy, there)

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Fartknocker's avatar

Shit, everyone of those fathers needs a Pedobear.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

This will certainly assure that these young ladies never, ever get a date with anyone but the most desperate creeptard living in his mother's basement far from the light of day and completely removed from normal civilization. Is that the goal here?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"My Box Is Locked, Thx Dad"

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/articles\/2011\/12\/30\/religious-sex-toy-sites-vow-to-save-marriages.html" target="_blank">Join the crowd. </a>

When it comes to grifting on redneck goobers, there's no angle that hasn't been exploited ... including reviving 19-century therapies for "female hysteria". A reasonbably good scam, when your marks are living in the 19th century.

Quote of the year: “I’m a Christian, but this is awesome."

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I used to look at them that way all the time. Of course, I was <i>IN</i> high school at the time....

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Mostly I feel sad for the girls. The situation is familiar, even if the chador is missing.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and then we threw her into a volcano...

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Pretty sure balling put an end to my virginity....

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Who's yer daddy?

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit. I mean, "Great minds....."

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Purity ballerz.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

ҙ¬ ҙ¬ <i>Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress, but when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best.</i>ҙ¬ ҙ¬

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Things have come a long way! You can't even see any visible chastity belt lines under any of their dresses!

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