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Nel Nel's avatar

at least they're not sluts . I'd rather have a daughter like that than a daughter like kylie jenner who has casual sex ( as a minor) with grown up men

Chris Grrr's avatar

Horndogs will be horndogs.

"Naturally" it's up to the fairer sex to keep the free-milk cow in the barn.

(I just made myself queasy, there)

Fartknocker's avatar

Shit, everyone of those fathers needs a Pedobear.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

This will certainly assure that these young ladies never, ever get a date with anyone but the most desperate creeptard living in his mother's basement far from the light of day and completely removed from normal civilization. Is that the goal here?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"My Box Is Locked, Thx Dad"

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/articles\/2011\/12\/30\/religious-sex-toy-sites-vow-to-save-marriages.html" target="_blank">Join the crowd. </a>

When it comes to grifting on redneck goobers, there's no angle that hasn't been exploited ... including reviving 19-century therapies for "female hysteria". A reasonbably good scam, when your marks are living in the 19th century.

Quote of the year: “I’m a Christian, but this is awesome."

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I used to look at them that way all the time. Of course, I was <i>IN</i> high school at the time....

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Mostly I feel sad for the girls. The situation is familiar, even if the chador is missing.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and then we threw her into a volcano...

Painter of Goats's avatar

Pretty sure balling put an end to my virginity....

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Who's yer daddy?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit. I mean, "Great minds....."

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

♬ ♬ <i>Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress, but when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best.</i>♬ ♬

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Things have come a long way! You can't even see any visible chastity belt lines under any of their dresses!