"Do not allow the obvious metaphor behind us to give you any ideas, young lady." In virginity news, let us now examine Swedish photographer David Magnusson's photographs of fathers and virginal daughters at their purity balls. What is a purity ball, you ask? Oh, just a formal ceremony where a daughter pledges not to experience natural, healthy sexual pleasure in any way, shape, or form until she's married, of course. She makes the promise to God, but since he's busy being invisible in the sky, her dad stands in. This makes sense when you consider the aggressively patriarchal nature of conservative Christianity. It also makes sense when you consider that some fathers are not happy nice time people but are instead creepy, overprotective hymencopter dads, who totally look like they want to fuck their daughters.
This will certainly assure that these young ladies never, ever get a date with anyone but the most desperate creeptard living in his mother's basement far from the light of day and completely removed from normal civilization. Is that the goal here?
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When it comes to grifting on redneck goobers, there&#039;s no angle that hasn&#039;t been exploited ... including reviving 19-century therapies for &quot;female hysteria&quot;. A reasonbably good scam, when your marks are living in the 19th century.
Quote of the year: &ldquo;I&rsquo;m a Christian, but this is awesome.&quot;
⬠⬠<i>Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress, but when they&#039;re held for pleasure, they&#039;re the balls that I like best.</i>⬠â¬
at least they're not sluts . I'd rather have a daughter like that than a daughter like kylie jenner who has casual sex ( as a minor) with grown up men
Horndogs will be horndogs.
&quot;Naturally&quot; it&#039;s up to the fairer sex to keep the free-milk cow in the barn.
(I just made myself queasy, there)
Shit, everyone of those fathers needs a Pedobear.
This will certainly assure that these young ladies never, ever get a date with anyone but the most desperate creeptard living in his mother&#039;s basement far from the light of day and completely removed from normal civilization. Is that the goal here?
&quot;My Box Is Locked, Thx Dad&quot;
Is he rich like me?
<a href="http:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/articles\/2011\/12\/30\/religious-sex-toy-sites-vow-to-save-marriages.html" target="_blank">Join the crowd. </a>
When it comes to grifting on redneck goobers, there&#039;s no angle that hasn&#039;t been exploited ... including reviving 19-century therapies for &quot;female hysteria&quot;. A reasonbably good scam, when your marks are living in the 19th century.
Quote of the year: &ldquo;I&rsquo;m a Christian, but this is awesome.&quot;
I used to look at them that way all the time. Of course, I was <i>IN</i> high school at the time....
Mostly I feel sad for the girls. The situation is familiar, even if the chador is missing.
and then we threw her into a volcano...
Pretty sure balling put an end to my virginity....
Who&#039;s yer daddy?
Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit. I mean, &quot;Great minds.....&quot;
Purity ballerz.
⬠⬠<i>Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress, but when they&#039;re held for pleasure, they&#039;re the balls that I like best.</i>⬠â¬
Things have come a long way! You can&#039;t even see any visible chastity belt lines under any of their dresses!