<blockquote> the object in question is an incredibly starched handkerchief</blockquote> This makes perfect sense to me. At the start of every class, I spread my snot-rag out on the lectern, because ... why do I do that?
Would have been nice if Bamz had had a copy of the Ryan plan in his pocket: &quot;Excuse me, governor, but it says right here on page 43 that [insert opposite of whatever the fuck Mitt just said.]&quot;
When Sununu speaks, my brain immediately translates whatever words come out of his mouth to &quot;John Sununu is a fucking asshole!&quot;
I call it &quot;autocorrect&quot;.
No, MacDonald&#039;s. From his dad&#039;s free lunches.
oh for fuck&#039;s sake.
<blockquote> the object in question is an incredibly starched handkerchief</blockquote> This makes perfect sense to me. At the start of every class, I spread my snot-rag out on the lectern, because ... why do I do that?
He refuses to show copies, but his campaign manager will provide a summary.
Just make sure that he&#039;s not packing scissors.
Would have been nice if Bamz had had a copy of the Ryan plan in his pocket: &quot;Excuse me, governor, but it says right here on page 43 that [insert opposite of whatever the fuck Mitt just said.]&quot;
Because &quot;traditional&quot; marriage is between one man and one woman. What? Mormon traditions!?
No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar. ~Abraham Lincoln
They were written on $100 bills so that he could always say he planned to tip the moderator.
Since when do you need notes to make shit up as you go along?
I&#039;m shocked, shocked to find out ... oh fuck it, no I&#039;m not.