My, that takes some brass. We checked. No pre-written notes were allowed. Anyone miss the good old days of George W. Bush's "bullet proof vest"? Update!The Romney campaign claims the object in question is an incredibly starched handkerchief, which Romney unaccountably used to cover the paper at his podium. If anything it just makes too much sense!
<blockquote> the object in question is an incredibly starched handkerchief</blockquote> This makes perfect sense to me. At the start of every class, I spread my snot-rag out on the lectern, because ... why do I do that?
Would have been nice if Bamz had had a copy of the Ryan plan in his pocket: &quot;Excuse me, governor, but it says right here on page 43 that [insert opposite of whatever the fuck Mitt just said.]&quot;
When Sununu speaks, my brain immediately translates whatever words come out of his mouth to &quot;John Sununu is a fucking asshole!&quot;
I call it &quot;autocorrect&quot;.
No, MacDonald&#039;s. From his dad&#039;s free lunches.
oh for fuck&#039;s sake.
<blockquote> the object in question is an incredibly starched handkerchief</blockquote> This makes perfect sense to me. At the start of every class, I spread my snot-rag out on the lectern, because ... why do I do that?
He refuses to show copies, but his campaign manager will provide a summary.
Just make sure that he&#039;s not packing scissors.
Would have been nice if Bamz had had a copy of the Ryan plan in his pocket: &quot;Excuse me, governor, but it says right here on page 43 that [insert opposite of whatever the fuck Mitt just said.]&quot;
Because &quot;traditional&quot; marriage is between one man and one woman. What? Mormon traditions!?
No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar. ~Abraham Lincoln
They were written on $100 bills so that he could always say he planned to tip the moderator.
Since when do you need notes to make shit up as you go along?
I&#039;m shocked, shocked to find out ... oh fuck it, no I&#039;m not.