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He looks soooo ridiculous (and uncoordinated) jumping around on stage as if he were a real rock star and not the one he thinks he is in his mind. He is the embodiment of a very uncool high school kid trying to show the cool kids that he's one of them. No one's buying it, Elmo.

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Personally I think the only genius demonstrated by Elon is his genius for squandering money. His sinking hundreds of millions into the Trump campaign is a perfect example. Maybe he doesn’t get that people who hate Trump hate them both. He can’t win anyone over. Ergo the only people who will pay attention to his dopey campaign are the idiots who were going to vote for him anyhow.

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Just a compilation of publicly available information of the ever-so-many many times that JD Vance had said some sane things before Peter Thiel shook money and power in front of him like a bag of cat treats.

Ah, so Trump Co DID do background on Vance. And went with him anyway

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Oh yes. They knew everything. And went with the lowest scum-sucker possible.

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have pope "ken white" hat & bosh yarro emerged from the fireorg's asshole to explain why leon & donold doing this are right & just?

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Is Pope hat an Elno stan?

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from what i've heard, he ostentatious deleted his tweet history after the dom lucre or some such nazi/paedo flareup on the musk era twitter, but mitre guy is still a free speech selective-absolutist, like glemm greemwald with a better bar association score, so he's not really an ally of the antimusk resistance, in my view.

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It's a wonder I can even sleep at night with all this rat-fucking going on. Although the THC drops and allergy medicine help.

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Poor Elmer!

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Elon Skum sniffs Trump's bum. News at 11 !

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I must say I do so love our Beloved 💖 Editrix's spelling of the Space Nazi's first name: Elno.

It's so telling. Rhymes with "HELLLLL NOOOOOOOOO!"

😂😂😂

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"Melon Husk". I'm thinking of trademarking it.

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So based on the NYT article it’s all about “The Great Replacement theory” bullshit. That’s all this “end of democracy” talk is about. Heaven forbid republicans just put out popular ideas to win over voters.

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so, donold does support the chatlottesville dungarees irregulars.

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Tesla stock down 9% today.

As a shareholder (through my index funds) I'm conflicted. On one hand the guy that's CEO of a massive company spends more time promoting white nationalism and making an ass of himself than working at his company.

On the other hand the company's probably better off with him not there.

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Upsides, downsides.

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djt is back in the 20's big swell today, looks like.

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Closed over $25 today. That's not from small investors, it's manipulation.

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Isn't this a straight-up FEC violation? I mean, if Musk is running a PAC for Trump, he can't also coordinate messaging with the Trump campaign, let alone host those messages on Twitter for free.

I mean, not like anybody's enforcing this shit anymore, but still...

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Not tax free anyway

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Elon Muskis high on drugs all the time, and extremely bitter. That is the common sense explanation, someone should give him a hug.

Or, he may just be pure nazi, you never know.

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Nope. All three, plus pure sociopath

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The hug that von Stauffenberg and others tried to give Hitler.

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I think it's probably a little of both- K can be a very alienating experience if you're not pretty emotionally grounded and connected to the people around him. At the same time, he was raised in Apartheid South Africa, his mom's a racist, his dad's a giant racist, and there's probably a shit-ton of other stuff to unpack with those two as well.

The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree, Randy.

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You are better than I, my thought is to make him the first man on Mars by sticking him in a spacesuit and throwing another Tesla into an intercept orbit with him strapped into the driver's seat.

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Ketamine is a rough non-reality check....

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Finally saw one in person, and I think the CyberTruck should be called the CyberEdsel. What a joke of a vehicle.

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Saw my first one yesterday. It had an all black wrap. It looked like a Lego cockroach ;).

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Wankpanzer.

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LOL! Stollen!

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Elron is counting on Trump to go along with his scheme to make the GSA replace the entire fleet of government cars with RoboTaxis. What he doesn't suspect is that Trump will do that but order that all the cars' electric motors be replaced with Cummins diesel engines.

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These guys give sweaty dong-honkin' a bad name.

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Sweaty Dong-Honkin' is my new rockabilly band.

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OT: Heather Digby Parton at Salon is quoting Chris Civita (sp?) saying that it's not over until Trump's had is on the Bible on inauguration day. She asks if we are prepared for that? Are we? I don't think so. I mean, we wonketeers are, but I don't think our (small d) democratic institutions are.

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Is it bad that I read that as "Trump's HEAD is on the bible"? I didn't think that Joe or Kamala had that in them, but I wouldn't complain...

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Trump's head in a basket, more like.

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On a pike on Key Bridge. Tradition!

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That's where my mind went, too. Not all of him, just the head.

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