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zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

anywonk waiting?

really? okay then! yrrrrr

smoking lamp is lit (hooraaaaaaay)!

Hank Napkin's avatar

IRAN'S PUBLISHED HIT LIST FOR WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1. NO FOOLIN'

The companies listed include tech giants – and some of the valuable companies on the earth - Microsoft, Apple, Google, Meta, Tesla and Nvidia. Also included in the IRGC’s list are Cisco, Hewlett Packard, Intel, Oracle, IBM, Dell, Palantir, JP Morgan, General Electric, Spire Solutions, G42 and Boeing.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Good to be retired.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻 𝗕𝘂𝗳𝗳𝗲𝘁𝘁 𝗰𝘂𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗚𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗘𝗽𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗶𝗻 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝗼𝗺𝗯𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/general/warren-buffett-cuts-ties-with-bill-gates-over-epstein-files/ar-AA1ZPdXA

Joe Bacon's avatar

I got a feeling his blood pressure is going thru the roof right now after the butt-bongoing he’s getting from multiple judges today.

And all I can reply with is…GOOD! Let the pedophile blow his stack today…and I DARE that fucking Franky Graham Cracker to shoot his sleazy mouth off again about what a “christian” that piece of shit Trump is!

Fifth Dentist's avatar

Maybe the second stroke's the charm.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Just screaming the quiet parts as usual.

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

Our justice system really is a failure at handling the wealthy and powerful. Or am I wrong about this?

ciaobella's avatar

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread. - Anatole France

VwllssWndr's avatar

It's very successful at functioning as intended.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Feature not a Bug.

Snarfyguy's avatar

Rather too late though, isn't it?

Hasn't the Corporation for Public Broadcasting already shut down?

Tza's avatar

Wanna launch these fuckers into the sun. Someone convince Elon it will defeat Woke if he does it.

G-7 in Space's avatar

I'll help you get the delta V we need....

Baconzgood's avatar

This dude was a creep. All his friends were creeps. All his friends friends were creeps.

No, just to the ladies.

Baconz and his friends have never been successful with you gals. We were nerds, we were unpopular, we had blue hair. But....

Rob's girlfriend's Father slapped her.

We showed up with baseball bats, a broken pool cue and, I had a hockey stick. He NEVER touched Beth again. We didnt even have to hit him.

So....that is my story about you chicks. You rock. Of course you know you do. Us dudes are bananas about you.

I dont understand these sexist people. It is just sooooooo OUT of my friends and I's wheel house

Edit: there was only one time I let a man hit a woman. That is after the 2nd she smashed Bob in the face with a crow bar.

But I think Jules had a bit of a drug problem at the time. A wonderfully humanitarian. But you had to get Julie on "one of her good days"

tehbaddr's avatar

Another OT

cnn:

"Only 50 of these whales are left in existence. Trump’s ‘God Squad’ just chose oil drilling over protecting them"

It's getting pretty bad when you have cnn using that sort of diction!

EyeQueue's avatar

Boo. Hoo. Fucking. Hootie. Hoo. Hoo.

Mavenmaven's avatar

How will he be the King Herod of American History if he can't have every building in the city named after him?

tehbaddr's avatar

BLARP! BLARP! BLARP!

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

The proper Southerner in me wants to bless his heart.

But the actual Southerner in me wants to take him out yonder and burn him with the rest of the trash.

tek's avatar

C'mon aneurysm!

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

He's having a no good very bad afternoon.

Hooray!

JanuaryClaire's avatar

HAHAHAHA.

It's what he deserves. I hope that monstrosity of ballroom is never built.

G-7 in Space's avatar

I love this for him...!!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Cry harder, loser. It's not your house, it's OUR HOUSE. Now just fuck off already.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Let's make him cry harder.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Remember that old Memorex ad where the guy is sitting in a chair with the music blowing his hair back? That’s how you feel when a furious narcissist is screaming at you.

Maybe he’ll stroke out.

tehbaddr's avatar

I think it was Maxell actually.

G-7 in Space's avatar

USE THE SILVER HAMMER OF JUSTICE!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

May the Goddess hear your entreaties.

Vic's avatar

Whew that rank is off the chain. He forgot to say tHanK yOu foR yoUr atTention to tHis maTter.

goCatgo's avatar

How about a roller rink? I would watch roller derby.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Pobrecito. Someone fetch him a consolation hamberder.

For him to choke on.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

I just turned on Nicolle. The first thing I see is some screed by the Demented Orange Traitor about our allies not helping. 'Go get your own oil' and some such insanity.

*sighs*

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

The stupid. It buuuurns!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

He really thinks all the countries should run to his aid and bow down. How about no ... you pissed on all of them and now you expect them to help you?

tehbaddr's avatar

Yup. Lashing out. He's gone.

Rhand Holm's avatar

Someone should tell him to go get his own underage girls and not rely on his friends.

Rocket Cat's avatar

He did, Trump Models. Weird how that’s all buried, almost like the entire media…no way.

goCatgo's avatar

Guess who else went to get his own oil but didn't even make it to Alexandria.

Stopped short at El Alamein.

Nuernburger's avatar

Alexander the Great?

Saviour of Bread's avatar

Or we’ll keep getting it from the North Sea and Nigeria.

Oy!'s avatar

Go get your own damn oil – and bring me back a sandwich. –Thrump to NATO

The Wanderer's avatar

OT: Joseph Duggar pleaded Not Guilty to kiddie-fiddling, and requested a jury trial.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Good.

A jury will crucify that kid sister diddler.

Rhand Holm's avatar

They arrested his wife a few days ago.

The Wanderer's avatar

Yep. Family that plays together . . .

Yeah, sorry about that; I shall write Jar Jar Binks slashfic as penance.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

OMFG ... tell me that's not a thing, please.

The Wanderer's avatar

Don't know, really. Never bothered to look.

UVB-76's avatar

Just wait until discovery.

Randy Bender's avatar

If the charges are federal, he's gotta Tr666p card...

Snarfyguy's avatar

Bad idea. Juries don't take kindly to that sort of thing.

On the other hand, what do I care?

Rhand Holm's avatar

Just pick a very religious district.

Vic's avatar
8mEdited

The whole Bible belt is peak perversion, out-of-wedlock childbirth, abortion, divorce, obesity, and illiteracy. Oh, and Bibles.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Good luck with that, bud.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

All he needs is one child molester on the jury.

Rocket Cat's avatar

Odds are 1:3 women, so most juries will have one.

G-7 in Space's avatar

at least one...

Rocket Cat's avatar

Or one child molesting judge

Vic's avatar

- that is, a Trump crony.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

I believe it was a bailiff that told me such accused often plead out at the last moment. I was on a jury and we were waiting for the trial to start...

The Wanderer's avatar

It happens quite a bit more often than TV and movies will lead you to believe.

Parakeetist's avatar

I request that he -

Better stop before I get the Banhammer of Loving Correction

The Wanderer's avatar

(picks a bit of human grease off the striking face of his own Banhammer)

NatalyaResists's avatar

This is exactly On Topic.

Schmannity's avatar

Disgraced ex-GOP rep claims US has a secret 'alien hybrid breeding program'

“I had someone come and brief me who was in a military uniform, worked for the United States Army, that was briefing me on the locations of hybrid breeding programs where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create some hybrid race that could engage in intergalactic communication," said Gaetz, in a clip flagged by a social media channel following alien conspiracy theories. "An actual uniformed member of the United States Army briefed me on that.”

He went on to say that the humans who were "abducted from war zones" and even from "migrant caravans" were forced by the government to interbreed with space aliens and that crash sites of unidentified aerial phenomena often contain evidence of “non-human biologics.”

https://www.rawstory.com/matt-gaetz-aliens/

MAGA is going all in on Epstein distraction.

tehbaddr's avatar

It's true, saw this documentary on Fox. It's called The X Files!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

These are the news items where I truly miss the National Enquirer.

President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

Does this hybrid race have huge foreheads?

Rhand Holm's avatar

I thought they were against aliens? Does ICE know?

UVB-76's avatar

The coke finally burned a hole in his head, he's gone 'round the bend....

tek's avatar

🎶𝑆𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑎𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑠 𝑎 𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑒

𝑂𝑓 𝑚𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑠

𝑌𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑙𝑒𝑔𝑖𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔🎶

Rocket Cat's avatar

What they are doing is using taxpayer money to fuck with the heads of unstable people, aka psyops, the only thing aliens are good for.

Chemical's avatar

For just a few days I would like the news to be like 25% less crazy than an episode of Dandadan.

G-7 in Space's avatar

I'll settle for an episode of 'Letterkenny'....

Hemp Dogbane's avatar

Gaetz found out about Max Headroom.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Gary Seven knows about this...

tehbaddr's avatar

We'll be calling.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Pfffftttttt....... call Isis....

gnomemansanisland's avatar

That explains his forehead.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I’ve heard cokeheads say some demented shit, but this is special.

The Wanderer's avatar

He looks like there was a Metalunan in his family tree at some point.

VwllssWndr's avatar

I'll always love you BRAAAAAAAAAAAK

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Jake Tapper Calls Out the Left Cozying Up to Hasan Piker: Has a History of ‘Outrageous, if Not Bigoted’ Comments

https://www.mediaite.com/media/jake-tapper-calls-out-the-left-cozying-up-to-hasan-piker-has-a-history-of-outrageous-if-not-bigoted-comments/

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Who is this Hasan guy? I've seen references to him for something I should be concerned about but I've never heard of him.

PeteWa's avatar

If Jake Tapper would fuck all the way off it still wouldn’t be enough.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

It’s nice of Jake to finally care about outrageous and bigoted comments after waking up from his coma.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

“Has a History of ‘Outrageous, if Not Bigoted’ Comments”

Jake, that’s Trump and everyone who has ever been in his cabinet or supported him or had dinner at Mar a lago.