IRAN'S PUBLISHED HIT LIST FOR WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1. NO FOOLIN'
The companies listed include tech giants – and some of the valuable companies on the earth - Microsoft, Apple, Google, Meta, Tesla and Nvidia. Also included in the IRGC’s list are Cisco, Hewlett Packard, Intel, Oracle, IBM, Dell, Palantir, JP Morgan, General Electric, Spire Solutions, G42 and Boeing.
I got a feeling his blood pressure is going thru the roof right now after the butt-bongoing he’s getting from multiple judges today.
And all I can reply with is…GOOD! Let the pedophile blow his stack today…and I DARE that fucking Franky Graham Cracker to shoot his sleazy mouth off again about what a “christian” that piece of shit Trump is!
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread. - Anatole France
Remember that old Memorex ad where the guy is sitting in a chair with the music blowing his hair back? That’s how you feel when a furious narcissist is screaming at you.
I just turned on Nicolle. The first thing I see is some screed by the Demented Orange Traitor about our allies not helping. 'Go get your own oil' and some such insanity.
Disgraced ex-GOP rep claims US has a secret 'alien hybrid breeding program'
“I had someone come and brief me who was in a military uniform, worked for the United States Army, that was briefing me on the locations of hybrid breeding programs where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create some hybrid race that could engage in intergalactic communication," said Gaetz, in a clip flagged by a social media channel following alien conspiracy theories. "An actual uniformed member of the United States Army briefed me on that.”
He went on to say that the humans who were "abducted from war zones" and even from "migrant caravans" were forced by the government to interbreed with space aliens and that crash sites of unidentified aerial phenomena often contain evidence of “non-human biologics.”
Iran replies to Trump....
https://youtu.be/HXVc1f7IOgs?si=4oz6yLJu45-bNYIE
anywonk waiting?
really? okay then! yrrrrr
smoking lamp is lit (hooraaaaaaay)!
IRAN'S PUBLISHED HIT LIST FOR WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1. NO FOOLIN'
The companies listed include tech giants – and some of the valuable companies on the earth - Microsoft, Apple, Google, Meta, Tesla and Nvidia. Also included in the IRGC’s list are Cisco, Hewlett Packard, Intel, Oracle, IBM, Dell, Palantir, JP Morgan, General Electric, Spire Solutions, G42 and Boeing.
Good to be retired.
𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻 𝗕𝘂𝗳𝗳𝗲𝘁𝘁 𝗰𝘂𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗚𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗘𝗽𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗶𝗻 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝗼𝗺𝗯𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/general/warren-buffett-cuts-ties-with-bill-gates-over-epstein-files/ar-AA1ZPdXA
I got a feeling his blood pressure is going thru the roof right now after the butt-bongoing he’s getting from multiple judges today.
And all I can reply with is…GOOD! Let the pedophile blow his stack today…and I DARE that fucking Franky Graham Cracker to shoot his sleazy mouth off again about what a “christian” that piece of shit Trump is!
Maybe the second stroke's the charm.
Just screaming the quiet parts as usual.
Our justice system really is a failure at handling the wealthy and powerful. Or am I wrong about this?
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread. - Anatole France
It's very successful at functioning as intended.
Feature not a Bug.
OT: Pay Big Bird, ya cheap bastids.
Wajahat Ali:
https://bsky.app/profile/wajali.bsky.social/post/3mieu4ngox22d
Rather too late though, isn't it?
Hasn't the Corporation for Public Broadcasting already shut down?
Wanna launch these fuckers into the sun. Someone convince Elon it will defeat Woke if he does it.
I'll help you get the delta V we need....
This dude was a creep. All his friends were creeps. All his friends friends were creeps.
No, just to the ladies.
Baconz and his friends have never been successful with you gals. We were nerds, we were unpopular, we had blue hair. But....
Rob's girlfriend's Father slapped her.
We showed up with baseball bats, a broken pool cue and, I had a hockey stick. He NEVER touched Beth again. We didnt even have to hit him.
So....that is my story about you chicks. You rock. Of course you know you do. Us dudes are bananas about you.
I dont understand these sexist people. It is just sooooooo OUT of my friends and I's wheel house
Edit: there was only one time I let a man hit a woman. That is after the 2nd she smashed Bob in the face with a crow bar.
But I think Jules had a bit of a drug problem at the time. A wonderfully humanitarian. But you had to get Julie on "one of her good days"
Another OT
cnn:
"Only 50 of these whales are left in existence. Trump’s ‘God Squad’ just chose oil drilling over protecting them"
It's getting pretty bad when you have cnn using that sort of diction!
https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mievzr7fv22h
He's not happy about the ballroom decision.
Boo. Hoo. Fucking. Hootie. Hoo. Hoo.
How will he be the King Herod of American History if he can't have every building in the city named after him?
BLARP! BLARP! BLARP!
The proper Southerner in me wants to bless his heart.
But the actual Southerner in me wants to take him out yonder and burn him with the rest of the trash.
C'mon aneurysm!
He's having a no good very bad afternoon.
Hooray!
HAHAHAHA.
It's what he deserves. I hope that monstrosity of ballroom is never built.
I love this for him...!!
Cry harder, loser. It's not your house, it's OUR HOUSE. Now just fuck off already.
Whose house?
OUR HOUSE!
RUN'S HOUSE
Word!
Let's make him cry harder.
Remember that old Memorex ad where the guy is sitting in a chair with the music blowing his hair back? That’s how you feel when a furious narcissist is screaming at you.
Maybe he’ll stroke out.
I think it was Maxell actually.
USE THE SILVER HAMMER OF JUSTICE!
May the Goddess hear your entreaties.
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tj2t4kkyfr42abqdtrwncr5z/bafkreigvxh65klqupj3bthxfahwmjknbdzzpdxdojhvlzz52ol4xdutivq
Snork
Whew that rank is off the chain. He forgot to say tHanK yOu foR yoUr atTention to tHis maTter.
How about a roller rink? I would watch roller derby.
Pobrecito. Someone fetch him a consolation hamberder.
For him to choke on.
Extra Cheese
I just turned on Nicolle. The first thing I see is some screed by the Demented Orange Traitor about our allies not helping. 'Go get your own oil' and some such insanity.
*sighs*
The stupid. It buuuurns!
He really thinks all the countries should run to his aid and bow down. How about no ... you pissed on all of them and now you expect them to help you?
Yup. Lashing out. He's gone.
Someone should tell him to go get his own underage girls and not rely on his friends.
He did, Trump Models. Weird how that’s all buried, almost like the entire media…no way.
Guess who else went to get his own oil but didn't even make it to Alexandria.
Stopped short at El Alamein.
Alexander the Great?
Or we’ll keep getting it from the North Sea and Nigeria.
Go get your own damn oil – and bring me back a sandwich. –Thrump to NATO
"and a warm wet cloth to wash it off"...
I am reminded of Dora
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw1nNP5CbFo
OT: Joseph Duggar pleaded Not Guilty to kiddie-fiddling, and requested a jury trial.
Good.
A jury will crucify that kid sister diddler.
They arrested his wife a few days ago.
Yep. Family that plays together . . .
Yeah, sorry about that; I shall write Jar Jar Binks slashfic as penance.
OMFG ... tell me that's not a thing, please.
Don't know, really. Never bothered to look.
Just wait until discovery.
If the charges are federal, he's gotta Tr666p card...
Bad idea. Juries don't take kindly to that sort of thing.
On the other hand, what do I care?
Just pick a very religious district.
The whole Bible belt is peak perversion, out-of-wedlock childbirth, abortion, divorce, obesity, and illiteracy. Oh, and Bibles.
You're not wrong.
Don't fergit da guns!
Yep.
Good luck with that, bud.
All he needs is one child molester on the jury.
or a victim.
Odds are 1:3 women, so most juries will have one.
at least one...
Or one child molesting judge
- that is, a Trump crony.
I believe it was a bailiff that told me such accused often plead out at the last moment. I was on a jury and we were waiting for the trial to start...
It happens quite a bit more often than TV and movies will lead you to believe.
Can confirm.
They found him? Where was he???
I hope it wasn't an elementary school
In Arkansas.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2026/03/31/joseph-duggar-jail-plea-molestation/89404626007/?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us
I request that he -
Better stop before I get the Banhammer of Loving Correction
(picks a bit of human grease off the striking face of his own Banhammer)
This is exactly On Topic.
Disgraced ex-GOP rep claims US has a secret 'alien hybrid breeding program'
“I had someone come and brief me who was in a military uniform, worked for the United States Army, that was briefing me on the locations of hybrid breeding programs where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create some hybrid race that could engage in intergalactic communication," said Gaetz, in a clip flagged by a social media channel following alien conspiracy theories. "An actual uniformed member of the United States Army briefed me on that.”
He went on to say that the humans who were "abducted from war zones" and even from "migrant caravans" were forced by the government to interbreed with space aliens and that crash sites of unidentified aerial phenomena often contain evidence of “non-human biologics.”
https://www.rawstory.com/matt-gaetz-aliens/
MAGA is going all in on Epstein distraction.
It's true, saw this documentary on Fox. It's called The X Files!
These are the news items where I truly miss the National Enquirer.
Does this hybrid race have huge foreheads?
"Exeter"?
I thought they were against aliens? Does ICE know?
What in the actual fuck?
The coke finally burned a hole in his head, he's gone 'round the bend....
🎶𝑆𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑎𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑠 𝑎 𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑒
𝑂𝑓 𝑚𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑠
𝑌𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑙𝑒𝑔𝑖𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛
𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔🎶
By Your Command :
https://youtu.be/TzPutUPqT_A?si=7WZKYiM6vpbzl9iJ
WJAZ, from the foot of Mt. Belzoni....
What they are doing is using taxpayer money to fuck with the heads of unstable people, aka psyops, the only thing aliens are good for.
For just a few days I would like the news to be like 25% less crazy than an episode of Dandadan.
I'll settle for an episode of 'Letterkenny'....
Gaetz found out about Max Headroom.
Gary Seven knows about this...
We'll be calling.
Pfffftttttt....... call Isis....
That explains his forehead.
I’ve heard cokeheads say some demented shit, but this is special.
He looks like there was a Metalunan in his family tree at some point.
I'll always love you BRAAAAAAAAAAAK
That's RFKjr...
Jake Tapper Calls Out the Left Cozying Up to Hasan Piker: Has a History of ‘Outrageous, if Not Bigoted’ Comments
https://www.mediaite.com/media/jake-tapper-calls-out-the-left-cozying-up-to-hasan-piker-has-a-history-of-outrageous-if-not-bigoted-comments/
Who is this Hasan guy? I've seen references to him for something I should be concerned about but I've never heard of him.
If Jake Tapper would fuck all the way off it still wouldn’t be enough.
It’s nice of Jake to finally care about outrageous and bigoted comments after waking up from his coma.
“Has a History of ‘Outrageous, if Not Bigoted’ Comments”
Jake, that’s Trump and everyone who has ever been in his cabinet or supported him or had dinner at Mar a lago.