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Hank Napkin's avatar

Are there any that are not gross? The Napkin says "no".

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tehbaddr's avatar

Look what's waiting for you in the bath!

Eeeeeeewwwwwww!!!11!1!!!!!

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Eureka's avatar

Jump scare!!

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beb's avatar

I still think Epstein's biggest sin was financial fraud and money laundering. The pedo stuff was just his hobby / kink. Which is still bad. But we shall see.

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ResistanceFictionistaBlondeIQ's avatar

Rape is not a kink. Rape is a crime. If you can excuse rape but not financial fraud, your values are seriously fucked up and you are a person I would not care to associate with.

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Alpaca22's avatar

His pedo kink is bad.

Kindly fuck off

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gallbladder's avatar

What's he doing with his other hand?

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PropellerVigo's avatar

The "I'm HUUUGE" condoms are about not mistaking what's inside the condom for who's wearing the condom.

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TFCOCS's avatar

Pro-tip: Google the following: "Steve Bannon+Florida+Rental+Acid+Bathtub". It is an open secret.

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

I'm just shocked to learn that he might have actually bathed at one time.

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eppe's avatar

Imagine just how shocked the tub was.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

So most of the non-condom or sex toy related pics just look like Epstein hanging out with the usual suspects. No huge revelations have come out as yet. I’m getting tired of these teases. Pull the pin already and let’s see the evidence of which one of these rich guys were actually criming with Epstein and Maxwell.

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Kateorite's avatar

"Summers and New also honeymooned on Epstein’s Island."

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Lumpy Tapioca's avatar

On Rob Reiner's son, what must it be like to be born into such wealth and fame,

that anything that you attempt in life is meaningless and insignificant in comparison?

Get high, hang with the bros, and someone unseen always pays the bills.

Doomed by Hollywood. A common tale.

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ResistanceFictionistaBlondeIQ's avatar

I don't think we could or should draw any conclusions about the suspect. It is a tragedy, and likely even more tragic than we yet realize.

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TerseNurse's avatar

ok, new post up. marginally less horrific and stomach-turning than this one.

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Lumpy Tapioca's avatar

Have any Epstein pics been released that are looking down at anyone's Nixon back tattoo?

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Menotsure's avatar

I have little orange bags that I dispose of Juan's shit in. They are far more appealing than the orange bag of shit that sleeps at the Restingdude Desk.

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Lumpy Tapioca's avatar

Who's Juan?

Is he appreciative of the effort?

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

that is Juan fine lookin' doggo!

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Lumpy Tapioca's avatar

Awww! What a good boy!

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Eureka's avatar

Juan has a winning smile.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Rich old white people problems.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Just when you thought pickups couldn't get any stupider...

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Eureka's avatar

Not a lot of engineering degrees in that crowd.

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Menotsure's avatar

When those things rear end a small car at speed, heads literally roll.

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Chemical's avatar

OK, WTF happened with Rob Reiner? For all the talk of his death here, I missed the part where he and his wife were stabbed to death, and a family member was taken into custody and is being held on bail. Makes Ass-Mouth's proclamation about them dying from Trump Derangement Syndrome somehow seem even more callous that it already is.

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ResistanceFictionistaBlondeIQ's avatar

I heard the news, had a fleeting thought, and then remembered the best line David Mamet ever wrote: you don't open your mouth until you know the shot. This is a tragedy. No point in making it even more grotesque by running our mouths without facts.

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Alpaca22's avatar

I'd has now been charged with murder - according to BBC news

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Whale Chowder's avatar

You've summed up about what's known. Apparently the kid has addiction issues.

And yeah, in context FOTUS' post is even more abhorrent.

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

Trump likely didn't write that screed on his own - it's too literate. So you have to imagine, what kind of person (probably Stephen Cheung) would sit there with him and type that out, and think, "yep, this is totally normal."

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Chemical's avatar

When I first heard about his death, I figured he was 78, so probably a heart attack or stroke or something. Then I heard his wife also died, so I figured car accident. But Jesus, I can't imagine having both of them dying like that, and then President Shitlord feels the need to pour salt into the wounds

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Megan Macomber's avatar

Don't forget the Vladimir Putin of all this. Because if it smells like the potential for blackmailing ultrapowerful Western leaders, our Vlad would be all over it--even when he was a mere station chief back in East Berlin. He always had those dictator instincts, you see.

He's been cultivating financial ties to/among these people for decades. He could not care less about the lives of girls or women being trashed. He wants one thing and one thing only:

KOMPROMAT.

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Uristthedwarf's avatar

Epstein likely sold or attempted to sell russia kompromat on little Donnie weirddick. No question.

Personally I want everyone to circle back around to DJT selling information on our allies nuclear readiness to the royal family of Saud while using Eric Prince of Blackwater, ne Xe, ne Academi as the bag man and Ivanka and the Kush as the cash drop for the multi billion dollar payout in exchange for those war crime pardons.

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Uristthedwarf's avatar

You know, because treason from the highest office in the country is a bad thing.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Putin and Epstein were allegedly friends or at least aquantinces.

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Megan Macomber's avatar

I think they were "friends." The way Epstein was "friends" with so many rich men, and the way Putin is "friends" with Trump.

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Schmannity's avatar

For a senile dementia husk, Biden was pretty creative in planting all this phony photo evidence.

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Dudley Didwrong's avatar

He had help from Obama.

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

Obama lent Biden his time machine.

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

who wasn't asked to participate, because, you know......bl-----

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