Sadly, no longer available for sale Remember that "Joe" the "Plumber" guy who was briefly a rightwing hero because, like Chauncey Gardiner, he was a simple man who spoke simple truths (Obama's a SOCIALIST and TAXES WILL CRUSH MY DREAMS)? Turns out that once you get on the wingnut gravy train, you're free to say any damn thing you want, and people will listen, even if your 15 minutes were up in 2008. Samuel Wurzelbacher, who failed to turn his moment of fame into either a
Joe's disjointed ramblings remind me of this bit of dialogue from "A Fish Called Wanda".
Wanda: But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?Otto: [superior smile] Apes don't read philosophy.Wanda: Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it!
I personally will never forgive him for that. I will continue to craft dark and binding curses aimed at him until the day I forget he ever existed.Mostly things involving his tongue and toenails.
You forgot where he didn't pay his taxes or licensure fees or whatever it was.. . i've forgotten too, lol.
Sarah doesn't have to worry about that, because she's always on time.
Joe's disjointed ramblings remind me of this bit of dialogue from "A Fish Called Wanda".
Wanda: But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?Otto: [superior smile] Apes don't read philosophy.Wanda: Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it!
I don't think even Joe would want to touch Palin"s pipes...... Wheres my bleach I really need to get that image out of my mind!!!
shorter cessnadriver: Joe the Plumber is a tool.
I personally will never forgive him for that. I will continue to craft dark and binding curses aimed at him until the day I forget he ever existed.Mostly things involving his tongue and toenails.
Wanda: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!
Right-wing props are like the undead. Every time you think they're done they pop back up. Or worse, there's a sequel.
No, no...tools are useful!
So what's the difference between No-Joe the Not Plumber and Duh Gov'?
Lipstick.
And I'm not so sure about that.
Joe the plunger won't go down the drain...
I thought he enlisted in the Israeli Army for a while?
I've worn dresses with a higher IQ than you!
3. Payday is on Friday...
The obligatory
AOT,K
Or that squiggly "om" emblem, whatever it is called.
That would be REALLY impressive.