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Claire CJS's avatar

You forgot where he didn't pay his taxes or licensure fees or whatever it was.. . i've forgotten too, lol.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Sarah doesn't have to worry about that, because she's always on time.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Joe's disjointed ramblings remind me of this bit of dialogue from "A Fish Called Wanda".

Wanda: But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?Otto: [superior smile] Apes don't read philosophy.Wanda: Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it!

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Rasilom's avatar

I don't think even Joe would want to touch Palin"s pipes...... Wheres my bleach I really need to get that image out of my mind!!!

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

shorter cessnadriver: Joe the Plumber is a tool.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

I personally will never forgive him for that. I will continue to craft dark and binding curses aimed at him until the day I forget he ever existed.Mostly things involving his tongue and toenails.

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Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

Wanda: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

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dshwa's avatar

Right-wing props are like the undead. Every time you think they're done they pop back up. Or worse, there's a sequel.

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cessnadriver's avatar

No, no...tools are useful!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

So what's the difference between No-Joe the Not Plumber and Duh Gov'?

Lipstick.

And I'm not so sure about that.

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mrpuma2u's avatar

Joe the plunger won't go down the drain...

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Zhu Bajie's avatar

I thought he enlisted in the Israeli Army for a while?

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Zhu Bajie's avatar

I've worn dresses with a higher IQ than you!

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Mark in the IE's avatar

3. Payday is on Friday...

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PUAAN's avatar

The obligatory

AOT,K

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PUAAN's avatar

Or that squiggly "om" emblem, whatever it is called.

That would be REALLY impressive.

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