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I do not want to think about Bobby Jindal going all the way down, thankyouverymuch.

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How about a babi-pedi?

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Turducken with extra "turd"

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Now that I think about it I seem to have a dim memory of this coming up recently. I think our lege is so busy figuring out ways to dismantle the public university system as a whole that they haven't really grabbed onto this all the way.

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You'd think that, by now, Planned Parenthood could finance their entire operation with the proceeds from libel suits against wingnuts.

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It's something to do with freedom, but it only applies to things they approve of.

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See also the private prison industry and for-profit higher education

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It's so crazy it just might work

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most of the time they're assholes . . . some of the time they're dicks.

[ maybe they should just go fuck themselves and leave the rest of us alone ]

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"hey! . . . it worked with ACORN . . . let's try it again!"- tealibangelicals

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if "vagina" makes you think of pumpkins, maybe you should see a therapist?

[ while not a vaginaed-American myself, i am very happy to support vaginas in their endeavors ]

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try switching cable companies sometime . . . i'd like to see someone try to "free market" them into some cost/service competition.

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He'll tell his base that he did even if he legally can't. He doesn't care one way or the other as long as they believe it and vote for him.

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Those guys have so many knee-jerk reactions it's a wonder their knees don't catch on fire.

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Pfff, I'd be surprised if he said anything definitive about anything. I don't think he's even made up for his "punt" about the theory of evolution.

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Which trix will these dix try next?

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