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Shocktreatment's avatar

The very adorable Wyatt is trying to catch that blep before it goes down the drain!

Fact is, "mixed" marriage has pressures and tensions that most people don't perceive...

"Look, it doesn't matter whether I am an immaterial spiritual remnant tied to the earthly plane by forces we can't understand, or just a feature of serious mental illness, I'M A PIRATE! Of course I possessed you!"

Sooo, Robert Newton was the Chuck Yeager of pirate-speak... Good thing he didn't pick a different accent, some strain of deep Glaswegian, one of those distinct Weegie ones, idiosyncratic and loaded with regional slang... I was going to try a phonetic rendering of such an accent, but between the limits of my ear and the efforts of autocorrect...

The rain on the plain has thwarted me again... Maybe I'll pick a project and tinker on it until everyone else is crazy too...

paperlesstiger's avatar

Lots of piracy going on now. Everybody seizing or blowing up ships, and we're not talking about indies, we're talking about nation states. They try to dignify it with highfalutin talk about sanctions, but generally it amounts to theft of resources or political aggression to the same end. We have regressed to feudalism, but nobody seems to realize it, because we think we're so modern.

EyeQueue's avatar

Techno-feudalism. It's what the Tech Bros crave!

goCatgo's avatar

I heard that Capt Jack Sparrow as portrayed by Johnny Depp was not in the script. Rumors on the set that he was gonna do it in his interpretation, but keep it a secret, and esp don't tell Eiger cause he was a big poopy head and didn't want to do a pirate movie anyway. He would find out but it would be too late to re shoot. Turns out the biggest problem on the set was for people to stop laughing long enough to shoot a scene. Oh and Keira Knightley really did jump into the water.

Eventually.

Richard S's avatar

So today is the day I switched over t-shirts for sweatshirts in the wardrobe.....

And I decide to dig to the bottom of the box where I store unused t-shirts.....

And among a few other souvenirs of my college days....

I STILL HAVE MY DR. DEMENTO T-SHIRT!

I doubt it still fits.....

goCatgo's avatar

Last year I found a shirt I got in college. It was 23 sizes too small. Tore up, stained, a rag.

Had to toss it. Funny how clothes change in a half century.

Shocktreatment's avatar

I am putting off the Unbox and Shake Out the Flannel Sheets ritual, but I feel it coming...

Georgiaburning's avatar

Fish heads, fish heads

Rolly polly fish heads…..

goCatgo's avatar

Soup, soup, soup.

freakishlystrong's avatar

Avast! Honestly, the first Pirate's movie was pretty good, Johnny Depp was born for that role, and did it with a huge twinkle in his eye, and the homage to Keith Richards was a romp. But, there is no better pirate ever than the well spoken Hector Barbossa played with gusto by Geoffrey Rush.

MRK's avatar

I like the first two sequels, just for the eventual pile-up of double crosses.

After that, I never saw the point.

EyeQueue's avatar

That movie was good but with everything with Johnny Depp since then (his personal shit) I can't hardly stand to look at him. He's gross to me now. :(

freakishlystrong's avatar

I know. I really liked him back in the day. Those "Savauge" ads are cringe.

EyeQueue's avatar

BLARG! I know.

I had a huge crush on him when he was on 21 Jump Street.

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

allow me to just say

no

just.... no thank you

ciaobella's avatar

Whaaaaaaaaat? I always picture you as literally having a peg leg and an eye patch and a hook hand and a parrot on your shoulder.

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

Having met the cap'n in person, this is giving me huge LOLs

ciaobella's avatar

Wyatt is a very good pirate cat name, although Wyatt appears to be broken, unfortunately.

SethTriggs's avatar

Some of my friends still do Talk Like a Pirate Day, as harmless fun going to a Red Lobster as a tradition. I guess the world could use a little bit of whimsy even as we are in Gilded Age 2.0!

Gammarae's avatar

i just fired off a happy "talk like a pirate day" text to my grandchildren. some years ago, as out-of-state grandma, i got to babysit them for pirate weekend, and we had a pirate scavenger hunt and made up our own pirate song and wore earrings and headscarves and eyepatches. for reasons i do not currently recall, i declared that the fancy lemonade in the bottle with a metal clasp top was "pirate grog" and have bought it for them ever since.

i always hope they remember this with the same fondness i do. well, possibly the one who was sick may be less impressed. but he's in the Navy now, so i must have done something... right?

EyeQueue's avatar

I think that's awesome!

ETA: I had a weird dream along those lines a few months back. I went into a store and all the employees were wearing different costumes and I asked what was going on. One of the workers told me that the world is going to shit and everything sucks so why not wear costumes and have fun?

Indeed. Why the fuck not? XD XD XD XD XD

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Love contortionist kitties. Wyatt is a doppelganger for Miss Frosty.

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

My very most favorite pirate.

ETA: My favorite Gráinne story.

She's belowdecks when her ship is attacked by (Turks? Moroccans?) the crew is flailing, as she boils up from below, her infant son strapped to her chest, pistol in one hand, cutlass in the other, shouting, "AM I THE ONLY MAN AMONG YE?"

paperlesstiger's avatar

A software team should be led by an idiot, because if they can make it work for him, it might work for me.

Mike_Cramer's avatar

I’d love to spend the day playing this:

https://www.limithron.com/pirateborg

Alpaca22's avatar

I wish this was something that happened for every high school graduating class. I truly believe that if more young men experienced their fathers expressing emotions and discussing how they feel about their lives so far, that we would begin to see a more emotionally capable male society.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/sep/19/letters-fathers-sons-stephen-graham-netflix-show-adolescence