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TundraGrifter's avatar

Daft Sarah 2016 and you've got my contribution.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Apparently it isn't even cheap.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Willie might be available.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Y'all write "Grifter" like it's a bad thing.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the smart ones realized it instantly, the stupid ones never will

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

reading twitter traffic gives me the same headache I used to get from listening to a bunch of people on coke all talking at once

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

she'll be the third one...

chascates's avatar

I wish Johnny Cash was still around to write a song about this. Or even Townes Van Zandt.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

She got new fruit baskets? How nice...

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

What happened to the "I don't like her, I just love that she drives libtards crazy" line? Presumably if you were willing to put that moron in office just to drive libtards crazy, certainly a few hundred thousand dollars is no matter, right?

Shypixel's avatar

Well, there you go. I knew there was a reason I did UI design instead of studying reptiles.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

she can see the placenta from her porch...

Fartknocker's avatar

I'm sure this little snafu will help in promoting her book. I won't be suprised if she becomes a key member of Rick Perry's staff.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

She's too smart for the teabagger morans that keep sending her money.

Shypixel's avatar

See? There is a God.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's only a matter of time until she's pitching reverse mortgages