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TundraGrifter's avatar

Daft Sarah 2016 and you've got my contribution.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Apparently it isn't even cheap.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Willie might be available.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Y'all write "Grifter" like it's a bad thing.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the smart ones realized it instantly, the stupid ones never will

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

reading twitter traffic gives me the same headache I used to get from listening to a bunch of people on coke all talking at once

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

she'll be the third one...

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chascates's avatar

I wish Johnny Cash was still around to write a song about this. Or even Townes Van Zandt.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

She got new fruit baskets? How nice...

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

What happened to the "I don't like her, I just love that she drives libtards crazy" line? Presumably if you were willing to put that moron in office just to drive libtards crazy, certainly a few hundred thousand dollars is no matter, right?

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Shypixel's avatar

Well, there you go. I knew there was a reason I did UI design instead of studying reptiles.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

she can see the placenta from her porch...

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Fartknocker's avatar

I'm sure this little snafu will help in promoting her book. I won't be suprised if she becomes a key member of Rick Perry's staff.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

She's too smart for the teabagger morans that keep sending her money.

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Shypixel's avatar

See? There is a God.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's only a matter of time until she's pitching reverse mortgages

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