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At last we know "who sitteth on the right hand"!,

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That has got to be the ugliest white/caucasian picture of Jesus I have ever seen. And he looks just as angry at TFG next to him. Here is more reasonable likeness - and no, he is not Caucasian: https://www.facebook.com/mobymusic/photos/a.126687636107/10154111457216108/?type=3

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Hey Jusus! 1978 called and they want their hair back. You would think that JC would have one of those fasci haircuts all the kids are rocking today.

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Is Jesus - a Breck Girl??

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Why is Jesus taller than Trump? Does he have lifts in his sandals?

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🎶 "Jesus, make the deal." 🎶

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When did Jebus get so buff? This is not the Jebus I grew up with.

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Who keeps giving these m*therf*ckers art supplies?

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::runs in late, out of breath::

HAY, YOU GUYZES!!

Has somebody already made the joke about, "Oh, look! It's Jesus and the Antichrist!"?

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Holy Shit, here's a story about that drawing and where/who it came from:

"The X (formerly Twitter) account where the post originated belongs to Dominick McGee, a right-wing influencer and QAnon conspiracy theorist who made headlines in July when his account was quickly reinstated after he posted child sex-abuse imagery. The notorious image was made by Peter Gerard Scully, an Australian who was sentenced to life in prison plus 129 years last year for rape, human trafficking, and the sexual abuse of children as young as 18 months. "

Well, you know them by the company they keep.

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/10/trumps-jesus-court-sketch-is-even-worse-than-it-looks.html

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Mean Jesus with the Tiny Hands.

Sure seems like a long-haired hippy type.

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Does the face of Jesus not resemble that of Trump, but with a beard? The scowl is definitely Trumpian.

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yes. the un-bearded features are essentially the same. These people are crazy.

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Hear me out, this will sound wrong at first.

I'd prefer that he had competent lawyers.

Due process is in the Constitution and I want our precedent going forward to be that everyone gets it.

He'd still be convicted even with competent lawyers, especially in the documents case. But it would be cleaner and free of doubt.

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It's his fault he has grade Z-tier lawyers. Maybe if he stopped being a miserly conman who won't pay his bills, he could have some real lawyers. I mean Kise is a real lawyer, dunno what happened there. It's supposedly not *all* ineffective.

That said he already lost the case in the partial summary judgment, so I am not seeing where he could have a colorable argument for an appeal. I am not a lawyer though so someone else can make the argument.

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I'm not paying them.

And neither is he.

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To name just a few!

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Thanks!

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What a stupid piece of shit, That Fucking Trump Guy. Yeah, paste your ass on a sketch with White Jesus.

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>White Jesus

"Funny, you don't look Jewish".

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Note Republican Jesus there has the same ugly scowl on his mug that PAB does. So yeah, he's probably thinking about the whole "riches in Heaven" thing and what's going to happen when they find out most of them will be wearing thin cheap robes that are falling apart from practically day one, and given a cheap harp that couldn't play a decent tune if you put a speaker in it.

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