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Will somebody please tell these idiots to stop saying “woke”? (Yeah I know- they do it because they equate the term with blackness, black people, all things “urban” and they signal this to their followers). I suggest they go with a more with it term, like “hep” or “groovy” or “23 skidoo!”

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It's quite easy to understand, IMO, he's canceling woke culture, I mean he's culturing canceled wokeness, I mean he's woking culture cancelation, or something. Anyway, he knows what he's talking about.

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Rubio is kinda a douchenozzle. He is also a Florida man, nuff said.

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♫ Three rousing rahs and a few huzzahsAnd a hip-hip-hip hoorayWhat's good for General BullmooseIs good for the U.S.A. ♫ - Li'l Abner

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Does this ASSHOLE not remember how those "woke" tax cuts in 2017 failed to...do a goddamn thing for the workers, except increase the wealth gap & allow those big corporations to be an even more crushing boot on the neck of their labor force? I hate capitalism with A PASSION, and I should just probably stop right here because this little fucker pisses me off by just EXISTING, and I'd prefer to not have a stroke right now.

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How's the pang hanging?

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Performance artist

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Li'l Marco should stick to his stupid Bible verses. He's so fucking useless, I just can't.

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Too late! My wrist already gave up the (holy) ghost.

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From the way people are acting, it seems like a whole bunch of Florida Republicans were in on the Gaetz party. That should help clear out some of the detritus.

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Classic abuser mentality. "Look what you made me do!"

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I'm really waiting for when someone tells them that they're arguing that Citizens United ought to be revoked, since they don't think corporations should be allowed freedom of speech.

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I think Marco just recorded the BS he's tying to feed his children when they tell him his policies feel bad and that makes them feel bad. Can you imagine "the talk" about how, sadly, they are not really descendants of the Batista regime that got their asses thrown of the island by the peasants they scorned.

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"No policymaker would allow a company to dump toxic waste into a river upstream of a thriving town he is charged with governing."

He knows he's a Republican, right?

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Noted!

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