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I see...(covers eyes with one hand...) a DUMPSTER in his future... I wonder what that means....

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"If I have seen dimmer than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of pipsqueaks." - Sir Isaac Futon

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Comments aren't allowed here. Everyone knows that.

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Dumpster. Behind a skid-row liquor store. Without his trousers.

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Meanwhile, in Some Western State-Colo maybe?-the Hwy Dept gave up on milepost "420" and replaced it with "419.9"--and it was promptly stolen. (I'm always late-I want "421")

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Yebbut he failed to add "but you can sponsor an unlimited number of violent overthrows with enough money"....You might only be able to eat one steak at a time, but with enough money, you can subvert an entire world order while you're eating it!

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Probably the same drones who convinced everyone that the bone-dry boring Podesta/DNC emails were SCANDALOUS! SCANDALOUS I SAY! Quick! Get the Staves and Pitchforks!

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That lame video OKeefe posted was like having to settle for a field goal try after fucking up the touchdown pass - and then missing the field goal.

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Will someone do us a favor and stick a dick in Okeefe's ear and fuck some sense into him.

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Well done, Dok, the continuing riff on the project name had me LOLing!

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FerretAss projection. I can't believe people keep funding this unethical, repeated discredited shithead.

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Great summary and concise wording describing these scumbags pathetic tactics, thanks. But I'm still reeling about the fact that the "president" of the USA is financing an organization that creates fake news in order to sneak them in to real news organzations, to then accuse the latter of fake news ... it's high time somebody put all of these pigs out of their misery.

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If O'Keefe stood on his own dick, I can only conclude that Mister Hairy Ass has uncommonly short legs.

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When you are working for Project Veritas, always be sure to retain your deceipts for tax purposes.

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Now there's where Jaime Phillips (or Jamie Phillips,or Jaime Kahl or Jamie Kahl or Lindsay James or Jamie Tenille or Jamie Trump or whatever the fuck she is calling herself today) made her first rookie mistake:

She forgot to wear a rubber Osama bin Ladin mask to the food court meeting.

Her second rookie mistake:

Failing to schedule the meeting on the Good Ship Dildo Pop,

O'Keefe really has to spend more time teaching his new recruits the subtleties of the trade.

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