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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Teddy only uses the finest pumped-in-Tejas 10w30.

dshwa's avatar

Years later, Tedcruzforpresidentdotcom having no content was the first sign that Skynet had become aware...and had a sense of humor.

OooSillyMe's avatar

Borrowed from another commenter on another site but it is still hysterical.......

"What domain should Ted Cruz register instead?"

TedCruzLedTheShutdown.com24BillionDollarsGone.comTheAudacityofDope.com

yellowmattercustard's avatar

Dead ringer for Joe McCarthy.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

When mine does that she wants fresh blood. Anyone silly enough to attempt to rub her belly gets ripped to shreds. She's fun like that.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

This decodes as "Wing Attack Plan R."

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

You may hear from Mr. Blobfish about this.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

I don't want Fop. I want Dapper Dan!

omomma's avatar

The ones who are afraid she'll get pregnant.

Tyroanee's avatar

Tedcruzwheresmynirthcertifi...

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

And not just in the looks department.

ghhshirley's avatar

Which explains why Cruz-dummy is against Net Neutrality, he doesn't understand the internet.

Vienna Woods's avatar

It is blasphemy to reference dreamboat George Clooney in the same thread as this nightmare.

Estebe Rey's avatar

"Actually douches are unnecessary"

I found this comment to be very hurtful. You don't know what my people have been through.