Getting a national political Republican campaign up and running is hard, guys.
Teddy only uses the finest pumped-in-Tejas 10w30.
You forgot the gunz.
Years later, Tedcruzforpresidentdotcom having no content was the first sign that Skynet had become aware...and had a sense of humor.
Borrowed from another commenter on another site but it is still hysterical.......
"What domain should Ted Cruz register instead?"
TedCruzLedTheShutdown.com24BillionDollarsGone.comTheAudacityofDope.com
Dead ringer for Joe McCarthy.
When mine does that she wants fresh blood. Anyone silly enough to attempt to rub her belly gets ripped to shreds. She's fun like that.
This decodes as "Wing Attack Plan R."
You may hear from Mr. Blobfish about this.
I don't want Fop. I want Dapper Dan!
The ones who are afraid she'll get pregnant.
Worst porn site ever!
Tedcruzwheresmynirthcertifi...
And not just in the looks department.
Which explains why Cruz-dummy is against Net Neutrality, he doesn't understand the internet.
It is blasphemy to reference dreamboat George Clooney in the same thread as this nightmare.
"Actually douches are unnecessary"
I found this comment to be very hurtful. You don't know what my people have been through.
Teddy only uses the finest pumped-in-Tejas 10w30.
You forgot the gunz.
Years later, Tedcruzforpresidentdotcom having no content was the first sign that Skynet had become aware...and had a sense of humor.
Borrowed from another commenter on another site but it is still hysterical.......
"What domain should Ted Cruz register instead?"
TedCruzLedTheShutdown.com24BillionDollarsGone.comTheAudacityofDope.com
Dead ringer for Joe McCarthy.
When mine does that she wants fresh blood. Anyone silly enough to attempt to rub her belly gets ripped to shreds. She's fun like that.
This decodes as "Wing Attack Plan R."
You may hear from Mr. Blobfish about this.
I don't want Fop. I want Dapper Dan!
The ones who are afraid she'll get pregnant.
Worst porn site ever!
Tedcruzwheresmynirthcertifi...
And not just in the looks department.
Which explains why Cruz-dummy is against Net Neutrality, he doesn't understand the internet.
It is blasphemy to reference dreamboat George Clooney in the same thread as this nightmare.
"Actually douches are unnecessary"
I found this comment to be very hurtful. You don't know what my people have been through.