There have been so many of these Wife Defends Husband, Discover It's True stories published you'd think women would wise up, but it's like the women who marry sports celebrities and are surprised to learn their husband has been shagging everything in sight. Here's looking at you, Alvin Dark!
That image of good St Mike going down on the Beast reminded me strongly of stuff I used to see nightly at the old Ninth Circle (169 W 10th St. for those not familiar)
Maybe they, as good, non-junk-grabbing-and-pummeling Xtians, are praying for a benevolent (and very rich) private citizen to finance a Gawker-like takedown of DB.
I left that perverted sect years ago. They seemed in the '80s , as though they were into liberation theology, and into shielding people from the horrors going on in Central America at the time... But apparently no more. They are now an arm of the feculent republican party. I left.them long ago. Fuck them. "The Lady of Guadalupe" has also abandoned them in disgust and to their disgrace. How shameful to appeal to their "tribal" idiotic members for their shelter... with a sex offender, they'll feel right at home. So glad to be gone
Here's your Archangel Michael (much scarier):
https://substack.com/profile/155626477-mr-mild-antifa-bastard/note/c-39358651
There have been so many of these Wife Defends Husband, Discover It's True stories published you'd think women would wise up, but it's like the women who marry sports celebrities and are surprised to learn their husband has been shagging everything in sight. Here's looking at you, Alvin Dark!
That image of good St Mike going down on the Beast reminded me strongly of stuff I used to see nightly at the old Ninth Circle (169 W 10th St. for those not familiar)
Maybe they, as good, non-junk-grabbing-and-pummeling Xtians, are praying for a benevolent (and very rich) private citizen to finance a Gawker-like takedown of DB.
I await, with titillated anticipation, for my next Schlapp.
โThe Daily Beast is Satanโs publication to persecute Christians." I'll be subscribing immediately.
Kinda reminds me of Ole Crazy Eyes, Michele Bachmann and her husband.
I will need a close-up photo of Mercedes deep throating an Iowa corndog before I can fully agree
Fun fact: The German word "schlapp" means limp, as in limp you-know-what.
Biscuit? Peener?
A Catholic priest would definitely know the right saint for dudes who touch weiners; because ... reasons.
Another example of why I love me some Wonkette.
So much so that I had to actually comment on this one.
Thank you for keeping us laughing, Evan!
(And also because if I wasn't laughing about this fuckery, I'd be crying. LOL)
The Schlapp's. I thoroughly enjoy every pain they go through. They sure do love those p-p touchers!
I left that perverted sect years ago. They seemed in the '80s , as though they were into liberation theology, and into shielding people from the horrors going on in Central America at the time... But apparently no more. They are now an arm of the feculent republican party. I left.them long ago. Fuck them. "The Lady of Guadalupe" has also abandoned them in disgust and to their disgrace. How shameful to appeal to their "tribal" idiotic members for their shelter... with a sex offender, they'll feel right at home. So glad to be gone
Very Catholic, pre-Vatican II.
"How dare Fake Pope Francis remind us that Jesus said it's our job to help the poor?"
I'm trying to think of a joke that uses the phrase "the number of the Daily Beast," but I'm kinda stuck.
Sex sex sex.
Conservative โfamily valuesโ seem to be based on the trump family.
You don't know that his wife doesn't like to watch him touch boys
Right could be a Jerry Falwell Jr thing.