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Show us the pound cake.

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Can I toss Tillerson, Mnuchin, and DeVos into the same cement mixer?

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We only need our badass Prime Minister and equally-badass Defence Minister to keep the Undesirables out. The cold will take care of the rest.

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You could bookend a Hugh Hewitt argument with a Cialis ad and a come-on for a testosterone clinic and it would still be limp. Condescendingly limp.

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You betcha - and don't forget Price, Pruitt and evil Mick Mulvaney.

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Ha! They can't stop me!

The guy at the border who saw the DUI on my record did however. I will have to avoid him in the future.

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Oh how could I possibly forget? Now I think we'll need a bigger cement truck.

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Ivanka opened the terrorist money-laundering faux unoccupied building in Azerbaijan (sp?). Guess she's outta here post haste!

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Triple for Greta.

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{eating beans as we speak}

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Jon Stewart's tome on Democracy Inaction needs a new chapter.

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Please tell where is this job where I can post all day whatever I want as long as I include this one stupid mention.

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Bernie thinks I don't deserve civil rights. Fuck him and his supporters.

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I'm questioning how progressive Sanders really is at this point.

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I do love that Democrats seem to be grasping that they'll be primaried if they don't play hardball with the Republicans.

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