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Marycat2021's avatar

Apparently Rubio is the only one who didn't know he was being appointed as window dressing and not much more. Was there even a single soul who didn't wonder why Liddle Marco was a bystander and not a participant in the ambush of President Zelenskyy? Marco's facial expression and body language said it all. Even MTG's boyfriend was given lines to say in that "press conference," but not Marco Rubio. I'll bet he resigns by summer.

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kmblue187's avatar

"He looked like somebody who has sold his entire soul in exchange for absolutely nothing..."

Another bit of brilliance from Evan, SNL nailed Rubio's ass.

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Common Lib's avatar

Someone buy Rubio a table from the Ben Carson collection.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Sometimes, it's the little things that make the day-to-day worth slogging through. "JD Vance having a foursome" under the header pic is one of those things.

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Vic's avatar

Little Marco has always been a lightweight.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Who'd have thunk it, apart from everyone paying attention.

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Atrele Kasha's avatar

It's little known that Rubio is, in Spanish, the masculine form of "rube".

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Zyxomma's avatar

Lol. Of course, I know what it really means, but I like your definition much better.

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Atrele Kasha's avatar

Let's see the actual definition....

Yeah, I prefer my definition more.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Never sure where to put Elon stuff! Anyway...

BREAKING THINGS NEWS.

Another SpaceX rocket exploded today while Tesla stock continued its exploration of the depths, making these the thousand-and-first and thousand-and-second things Elon has blown up this week and many people are asking "When will the SpaceX board and when will the Tesla board fire this no-good immigrant?"

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I think his contracts with both companies could best be described as murder/suicide pacts.

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BlueSpot's avatar

Rubio looks like he's found the wet spot Vance left behind.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Rubio IS the Vance wet spot. (predictable comment, I know...)

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Dotty's avatar

I made two calls this afternoon to Demo Congressionals in my state . Of course could only leave msgs . But I coffeed it up and took to the task ....I let Amy in Sacramento know she blew her chances of ever going any further with her career with this vote . I hope it was worth it to be labeled another Dino and she better be ready for the crowd that's going to be at her doorstep ..

Then a call to our Bakersfield guy and I announced he has no balls ...kissed the ring of a traitor and again his office will be overseeing a crowd of very angry people real soon . I said I was so sickened by his being a traitor that any other career choices he's ever thought of ,he better get into because he's wrecked his career in politics also .

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Anne Speck's avatar

Liddle Marco is the son of Cuban refugees.You know, the people who ran away from Cuba when a Moscow-leaning government came into power and are part of the wave of immigrant that Ronald Reagan gave amnesty and a path to citizenship to.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

The good news is, once Krasnov gets tired of humiliating Little Marco and fires him, his career in politics will be over. He will never serve in a public office again.

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Debra Dassow's avatar

I remember former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson's assessment of Trump like it was yesterday. I believe he said he was a F'ing moron.

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chev_chelios's avatar

Boo-Hoo little Marco....just another idiot thrown onto the tRUMP pile of the used and abused....careful what you ask for "Little Marco"....you may not like what you get.

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Vic's avatar

Back to the parks in Miami, after curfews, doing whatever Marco was doing . . .

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rawrtigerlily's avatar

I'm never surprised by how many Republicans have absolutely zero integrity, but you'd think a few of these people *might* have the smallest shred of self respect... but apparently not.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'd settle for enough self-awareness that they see themselves going down the exact same path as everyone before them.

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marydn's avatar

"Oh No! Trump Is Ignoring Marco Rubio And He Is So Upset! Oh No!"

I would bet serious money that this is not the first time Rubio has been ignored in his life. I assume every time he walks into a room, Rubio is ignored. By strangers, colleagues, friends (he might have one, you don't know) and relatives (by blood or marriage). Oh, boo hoo, little Marco.

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Vic's avatar

Bitter, unwanted, unliked children grow up to become model Republicans.

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