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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Worn out places, worn out faces, huh?

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

“the Russians proposed to stage a fake assassination of Orbán in order to build more sympathy for him, where have we heard that before?”

Yeah, if the Russians set up that fake attempt on Trump the death of the innocent bystander makes total sense. Like some Russian operative would care.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

When Jesse Ventura floats that theory ... eh

I never trusted that kotex-ear bullshit anyway.

"If they die, they die. The most important goal is to be achieved."

Can I believe that? Frankly, yes.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Oh and doubly so with the new "Kirk assassin cartridges don't fit the gun" stuff

Lawyers, Guns 'n' Money's avatar

Egads! Just got done reading the Atlantic article and what they are doing is scary!

It's weird that Orban touts Ukraine as a threat as they'd been occupied; first by Germany then the U.S.S.R., then invaded by the U.S.S.R. and once again occupied by them. It's like 1984, where history just isn't.

Hollysdower's avatar

Oh man, mad libs! One of the first programs we got running on our Commodore 64 was a mad lib one. What else ya gonna do in pre-internet times?

VwllssWndr's avatar

Oh no, I hope Hungary isn't invaded by a neighbor led by one of the most beloved world leaders!

ManchuCandidate's avatar

I guess Viktor better like life in Russia. He can stay in the same neighborhood as Bashar. You know "Disappointed Pootin Rich Diktator Losers Shady Dachas."

Brian Parrott's avatar

I must confess I don’t follow Hungarian politics so I found it a bit strange that Tucker Carlson was puckering up to the head honcho of Hungary. Now I see why. Trump just copied this guy. I knew Trump has never had an original thought. Yet more evidence.

ManchuCandidate's avatar

Tucker never met a FSB Asset's ass he didn't kiss or lick.

Seek's avatar

Slightly off topic but I love this version of the song by Curt Smith and his daughter during Covid.

duck://player/NEpfvTdR5-U

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

Although trump appears to be still alive, technically, he has begun to rot in body and mind, so I just don't know how much the rotting trump can actually help the Hungarian autocrat, but who knows?

Free beach's avatar

Thanks for this MAGA. you drooling chuds.

EyeQueue's avatar

I will never forgive them. And if I ever have an opportunity to do any of them a bad turn, I will always do so.

Fuck Jane Fonda's radical kindness. No kindness to fascists and bigots, period.

Fuck them. Fuck them to Hell.

PrimerGray's avatar

Good, good, let the hate flow through you...

VwllssWndr's avatar

I AM THE SENATE!

EyeQueue's avatar

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James's avatar

Could be time for some Orban Redevelopment, but to do that they’ll have to win in the subOrbs.

SkeptiKC's avatar

There are some situations in which Orban Renewal isn't practical.

Daniel's avatar

OT

https://bsky.app/profile/mattgertz.bsky.social/post/3mie2q6zzjk2e

France is refusing airspace access to the US and Trump is pissed off.

Michael Bowen's avatar

I just saw in the comments there someone refer to The Dotard as Inepstein.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Morning toot: "All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT. You’ll have to start learning how to fight for yourself, the U.S.A. won’t be there to help you anymore, just like you weren’t there for us. Iran has been, essentially, decimated. The hard part is done. Go get your own oil! President DJT"

VwllssWndr's avatar

He'll probably pull us out of NATO before much longer and everyone else will be like "Girl, BYE."

Fifth Dentist's avatar

USia dropped bombs on Vietnam for almost a decade. Like, a mega-shitload of bombs and agent orange and napalm.

Obviously that was the hard part.

Hacking through jungle growth for hours waiting for people to start shooting at you was just what they did for fun.

SkeptiKC's avatar

It both sickens and amuses the HELL out of me contemplating how many of these ranting and raving TANTRUMS are now recorded for posterity in the White House transcripts and other official news documents.

They serve as the credentials, if you will, of this demonstrably INSANE timeline.

Oy vey....

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

The hard part is done?

Someone stick Trump in a uniform, give him a rifle and dump him on that island, let's see how he does.

VwllssWndr's avatar

I guess it was just as hard for Iran to severely damage our bases in the ME.

Martha Howell's avatar

Die mad, fuckface, soon.

Trespassers Will's avatar

Looks like this is the subject of the WONKPOST that just now dropped!

SkeptiKC's avatar

As well they should not.

Other infuriated US allies should follow suit.

EyeQueue's avatar

Oh well. I hope they stick to their guns.

VwllssWndr's avatar

I'd prefer they stick to the not guns.

Free beach's avatar

Well at least he calls himself the butcher of Iran.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Maybe pissing all over our former allies wasn't such a good idea.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Imagine if America loses most of its international bases thanks to this...

Trump handing global control to China.

Because some people couldn't bring themselves to vote for a woman.

Brian Parrott's avatar

That would be hilarious. The more we keep fucking up around the world the more I’m here for it.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Let's just say that China is rubbing its' hand together in anxious anticipation...

Maelen Moonsinger's avatar

Xi is busy messing up his own military with political purges.

As a person who has contacts there, and has lived there, American perceptions of China are nearly always wrong. They are either wildly negative or wildly positive.

Georgiaburning's avatar

“There is great disorder under heaven, the situation is excellent.” - attributed to Mao

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Hooray for France!

(Ow! The internal pain!)

James's avatar

The math checks out.

Rhand Holm's avatar

OT: "Scientists uncovered the nutrients bees were missing — Colonies surged 15-fold"

At first, I was thrilled at the possibility of strengthening the bee population. Then I realized, feeding them a pollen substitute means they aren't out there pollinating. More bees but achieving nothing.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/03/260327000518.htm

PeteWa's avatar

This is addressing problems caused by monoculture farming, habitat loss and global warming which all have contributed to a loss of variety (and quantity) of pollen sources that bees depend on. This is not causing them to refrain from pollinating. And it’s supposed to replace the already used “junk food” supplements that are already in use - supplements that offer little other than empty calories.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

Oh no, moral hazzzzzzzzzzzzard.

Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

Read down through the conclusions. This is good for bees.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Its more like vitamin supplements, not a substitute for food.

These are working bees.

VwllssWndr's avatar

Pulling themselves up by their tiny bootstraps!

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

They should try some gamma rays.

VwllssWndr's avatar

*plays sad piano tune as bee flies away*

PrimerGray's avatar

<Now the US of A is getting its own Orbanization, a Roger Stoning, Taliban-style makeover. If you want to know what that’s going to look like pre-midterms and all hopped up on steroids, look northeast now.>

I'm looking northeast. All I see is Maine.

aktlib101's avatar

Thin-skinned Nazis.

https://xcancel.com/covie_93/status/2038838149455950014?

Covie @covie_93

The White House bullied Getty into deleting this photo of karoline leavitt.....

Apparently, there were too many double-chins in the picture

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

So glad this bothered her.

verne's avatar

why is she holding a turkey? that's an impressive wattle on mutant spawn

Free beach's avatar

Wait, the turkey doesn’t have many.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

That kid's a fucking minger though. Wouldn't even get in to the Village of the Damned remake.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

He looks like Mossup from The Riddlers.

EyeQueue's avatar

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Looks like meth-chuckie designed by Stephen Miller

EyeQueue's avatar

*dies laughing* XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

EyeQueue's avatar

You good people know what to do! (plaster this shit everywhere: on all of her socials you can find, on the White House socials, etc.)

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Gee, Donnie ... what did you *think* would happen when you demean and insult their countries?

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝗺𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗜𝘁𝗮𝗹𝘆 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗨.𝗦. 𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗜𝗿𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗮𝗿 - 𝘄𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁.𝗰𝗼𝗺

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/03/31/europe-allies-trump-iran-war-opposition/

Resource NW's avatar

Put shit in one hand, oil in another and see which gets picked. convicted felon spreads shit faster than a colonoscopy.