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Oh No We Have Been Blinded By Our Sarah Palin-Induced Rage

Rebecca Schoenkopf
Mar 18, 2013
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dkawejfls sjdflksjdfklsd ejweufls what is even happening here, oh right we cannot see our keyboards to type, because we have been blinded by our inchoate rage! DAMN YOU SARAH PALIN, THE ONE TRUE BEACON OF LIBERTY (AND CLASS)! Damn your ENRAGENING EYES!

Some dumb blog lifted some dumb post from Michelle Malkin's Internet Sanitorium and now we have been enlightened that we are not laughing at Sarah Palin, whose commitment to giving free diabetes to all the children in the land remains the Final Pursuit of Freedom, but rather have totally lost our shit, man, with total INSANITY and RAGE.

So that is good to know!

But more importantly, says whatever that dumb blog is, "Are you ready to join in the fun and rock it?" Rockin' it like THESE TOTALLY COOL DUDES?

If they would just add some Taco Bell and some sporks, Palin could be the cover girl for Sandow Birk's Great War of the Californias. (ARTBLOGGING!)

And that is about 1100 times more culture than "Sarah Palin's Liberty Pose" deserves.

In conclusion, gross, Sarah Palin. You are gross.

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fuflans
Aug 22

and you KNOW she's not drinking that soda. not with that recent weight loss.

she's leaving it for her obese minions to drop dead of health related diseases.

as per always, gross.

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Gherkins d'Resistance
Aug 22

It's just the physics of getting old, combined with having your head up your ass.

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