A natural born coxswain, working smarter, not harder.
In the aughts there was a short film called "Ride of the Merganser". They did a great job keeping it off youtube, and it seems to not be there to this day. But if you ever get a chance to see it it's super cute.
I saw a line of geese marching for the pond once, big one leading, about a dozen goslings lined up following, one adult standing at the rear to police any stragglers. It was adorable.
// None of these β and I mean none of them β cute Halloween porch ideas are one-one-thousandth as cool as whatever my husband Shy will put up this year.
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All I could think about while looking at those was McSweeney's perennial fall favorite, "It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers!" But I bet Shy would love chatting with the lady that lived in the neighborhood I just moved out of -- she started putting stuff out the last week of September and changing it a bit day by day. By Halloween she had about 14 skeletal pirates spread across her lawn (and some non-pirates), playing poker, manning a cannon, burying treasure, all sorts of things.
Then there was the house a couple of blocks away, who had one of those 12-foot skeletons "chained" between two trees while normal-sized skeletons either were guarding it or where engaged in witchy sort of activities. Then the other side of their yard had a couple of 8-foot tall skeletons dressed like demons and/or vampires, with a normal-sized skeleton pinned to another tree with a stake through its chest.
I'm planning to go back out there sometime next month to see what they've got going on this year.
>>> ... but also honestly how many times can we write the same βTrump threating to kill and or jail us all, again,β again?
I understand the frustration. But it's important to keep documenting the atrocities. If the NYTimes can write six "Biden is old" stories every day for months, and refuses almost completely to cover Trump's obvious decline and/or his vicious fash fantasies, then it is up to you all to provide a counterweight.
It doesn't have to be a hilarious essay each time. A simple one-liner, plus a link, that's all. Maybe have a nifty little counter to go along with it.
Trump on 9/11 just hours after the towers were hit, in a live interview with local TV β
in that interview that he said 40 Wall Streetβhis building located blocks away from the Twin Towersβ"actually was the second-tallest building in downtown Manhattan.
"It was actually, before the World Trade Center, was the tallestβand then, when they built the World Trade Center, it became known as the second-tallest. And now it's the tallest," he said.
My fav post-debate roundtable, especially for Chris Hayesβ βfishingβ metaphorβwhich noted angler Rachel prolly lovedβstarting about the 10 minute mark:
I like this cannabis/covid science. Iβve had covid multiple times and itβs been a groggy dumb head sleepy taste-interfering illness. Nothing terribly wretched other than fatigue. Thanks, cannagoddess!
Something that struck me this morning was the incredibly shitty coverage of some aspects of last night's debates. Namely, the whole "neither side provided any policy details . . ." Yeah, fuck you, BBC, NYT, whomever. The respondents had one fucking minute to provide details, or one fucking minute to debate. This was not a policy speech moment. That said, a certain dotard, a mumbling, confused, lying old man was a firehose of lies and whackaloon consipiracy theories. The other person provided quick policy outlines on several occasions. One side even managed to use the debate questions as a chance to respond to the questions. The other side aired their grievances, loudly. So, to sum up, fuck you, BBC, fuck you NYT, fuck you any news organization claiming that Harris was too light on details, or that Trump was anything other than an angry, bitter, blathering fucking idiot.
How's DJT doing this morning? Oh, $15.76/share? Is that good? That's good. Much better than the $18-something it was trading at yesterday for some fucking reason. But lower would be better.
I believe there was a provision that it had to remain over $17+ for him to qualify for something, so this is perfect. I wonder if his rubes sold to be able to buy his latest crypto scam? The Biden economy sure seems to have provided them with a lot of disposable income. Vote π
Oh dang, it also has a small window for non eligibility, this seems to have been crafted fully in his favor so I hope the original partners are successful in their suit.
If you're going to put a roof over your head, MAGAts, maybe you should build some walls first to hold the roof up. Walls work. When it comes to houses.
Your heβs gif source info: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/slothful-swan?r=angu9&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
And a musical meme chat thread: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/855f85b0-2c00-48a6-b429-29bf94940b25?utm_source=share
"Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!" In case you can't guess, I love your GIFs.
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Swans are right bastards but damn thatβs cute.
A natural born coxswain, working smarter, not harder.
In the aughts there was a short film called "Ride of the Merganser". They did a great job keeping it off youtube, and it seems to not be there to this day. But if you ever get a chance to see it it's super cute.
That's funny--my mother (who reads the Tabs daily) also said that the rider was a coxswain.
Will look for the film :)
OMG "coxswan" was RIGHT THERE!
I was surprised I was the first.
Looks like the Queen's float at the Homecoming Parade.
Big White Cobra Chickens!
They're elegant and white! And will fuck you up if you look at them wrong
Taylor Swift?
ππ½
Close-order swanning about.
... and freeloader, lol!
I saw a line of geese marching for the pond once, big one leading, about a dozen goslings lined up following, one adult standing at the rear to police any stragglers. It was adorable.
That particular sighting never fails to cheer me up.
Cygnets! Swanning over here
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Mystery meat !
The whitewingnutties missed one. What about the abortion eating illegal alien Haitian muslim Abduls, who are invading everywhere?
Wait - is that food MADE FROM transgender migrants? Soylent lavender???
Ahi poke bowls! Tamagoyaki! Philly cheesesteak crepes!
Wit wiz, or widdout?
Y'all better fucking deliver on those food trucks this time, trans vegan Mexicans!
Think of the convenience. I live in a corner house!
Something something vegan something ...
Are there buttholes involved?
If they are then you know they are yodeling.
Yodeling!
https://www.wonkette.com/p/vegan-restaurant-owners-triggered-just-because-diner-didnt-want-to-see-their-kids-butthole?utm_source=publication-search
no, but i think you may enjoy the japanese labgrown meat substitute made from feces.
They certainly are here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QggGt69YSQs
// None of these β and I mean none of them β cute Halloween porch ideas are one-one-thousandth as cool as whatever my husband Shy will put up this year.
//
All I could think about while looking at those was McSweeney's perennial fall favorite, "It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers!" But I bet Shy would love chatting with the lady that lived in the neighborhood I just moved out of -- she started putting stuff out the last week of September and changing it a bit day by day. By Halloween she had about 14 skeletal pirates spread across her lawn (and some non-pirates), playing poker, manning a cannon, burying treasure, all sorts of things.
Then there was the house a couple of blocks away, who had one of those 12-foot skeletons "chained" between two trees while normal-sized skeletons either were guarding it or where engaged in witchy sort of activities. Then the other side of their yard had a couple of 8-foot tall skeletons dressed like demons and/or vampires, with a normal-sized skeleton pinned to another tree with a stake through its chest.
I'm planning to go back out there sometime next month to see what they've got going on this year.
The child killed was not "murdered". It was a collision on a country road with a school bus.
Also not mentioned enough--the Haitians in Springfield are mostly legal residents. They weren't "dumped" there--they came of their own free will.
In Missouri - secty Ashcroft & Judge Limbaugh? Is the talent pool there really that shallow?
Those are some pretty crappy Halloween decorations.
For the day that's in it. One of my good friends on 09.11.2001, Patrick Connolly, was a proby firefighter, his story is quite amazing.
https://ny1.com/nyc/all-boroughs/news/2021/09/01/his-first-day-as-a-firefighter-was-on-9-11--it-s-a-day-he-says-will-never-leave-him-
>>> ... but also honestly how many times can we write the same βTrump threating to kill and or jail us all, again,β again?
I understand the frustration. But it's important to keep documenting the atrocities. If the NYTimes can write six "Biden is old" stories every day for months, and refuses almost completely to cover Trump's obvious decline and/or his vicious fash fantasies, then it is up to you all to provide a counterweight.
It doesn't have to be a hilarious essay each time. A simple one-liner, plus a link, that's all. Maybe have a nifty little counter to go along with it.
Thanks for all that you do do, though.
Trump on 9/11 just hours after the towers were hit, in a live interview with local TV β
in that interview that he said 40 Wall Streetβhis building located blocks away from the Twin Towersβ"actually was the second-tallest building in downtown Manhattan.
"It was actually, before the World Trade Center, was the tallestβand then, when they built the World Trade Center, it became known as the second-tallest. And now it's the tallest," he said.
Historic Newspaper Uses Janky AI Newscasters Instead of Human Journalists
https://www.404media.co/historic-newspaper-uses-janky-ai-newscasters-instead-of-human-journalists/
My fav post-debate roundtable, especially for Chris Hayesβ βfishingβ metaphorβwhich noted angler Rachel prolly lovedβstarting about the 10 minute mark:
https://youtu.be/SpRtNilzLSc?si=UhTVoPT51auH_s2M
Your cats are safe again, Ohio. We got him:
https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/w_1000,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F431809d8-3321-48db-afb8-527dd1443df0_740x1600.jpeg
I think his latent guilt is finally overwhelming him.
I like this cannabis/covid science. Iβve had covid multiple times and itβs been a groggy dumb head sleepy taste-interfering illness. Nothing terribly wretched other than fatigue. Thanks, cannagoddess!
Heavy marijuana users also get extra protections against lung cancer according to the CDC.
Something that struck me this morning was the incredibly shitty coverage of some aspects of last night's debates. Namely, the whole "neither side provided any policy details . . ." Yeah, fuck you, BBC, NYT, whomever. The respondents had one fucking minute to provide details, or one fucking minute to debate. This was not a policy speech moment. That said, a certain dotard, a mumbling, confused, lying old man was a firehose of lies and whackaloon consipiracy theories. The other person provided quick policy outlines on several occasions. One side even managed to use the debate questions as a chance to respond to the questions. The other side aired their grievances, loudly. So, to sum up, fuck you, BBC, fuck you NYT, fuck you any news organization claiming that Harris was too light on details, or that Trump was anything other than an angry, bitter, blathering fucking idiot.
thank you and precisely.
"Well, She wasn't overprepared..."
How's DJT doing this morning? Oh, $15.76/share? Is that good? That's good. Much better than the $18-something it was trading at yesterday for some fucking reason. But lower would be better.
8 more days to tumble before he can cash out I believe.
I believe there was a provision that it had to remain over $17+ for him to qualify for something, so this is perfect. I wonder if his rubes sold to be able to buy his latest crypto scam? The Biden economy sure seems to have provided them with a lot of disposable income. Vote π
I'm glad to hear it is $17/share. For some reason I thought it just had t remain over $12.
Oh dang, it also has a small window for non eligibility, this seems to have been crafted fully in his favor so I hope the original partners are successful in their suit.
https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/donald-trump-set-receive-125-billion-trump-media-stock-djt-earnout-bon-rcna148847
If you're going to put a roof over your head, MAGAts, maybe you should build some walls first to hold the roof up. Walls work. When it comes to houses.