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Mister Katyal smartly unfurls the mantle of earthy wit and razor sharp wisdom that is the resplendent Wonkette, the multi-gemmed and brilliant Broach of Rhetoric shimmering upon the collar of our esteemed Lord of Logos, Sir Evan Hurst. Huzzah! Huzzah!

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This aggression will not stand!

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I like the Golden Retriever theory described above.

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I was going to eat lunch.

That's fine. This is fine.

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I’ve probably watched more FOX news than the average Wonkette reader, as my elderly father would have it on continually when I visited him. Judge Andy’s politics are weird, like his hairdo, but he knows the law cold, and doesn’t twist it to suit a position or person. He tells it like it is, and he’s been doing it for quite a while. You gotta respect that.

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Funny thing, I just replied to somebody on a Flipboard comment thread this morning stating exactly this: Yes, everybody hates Donald Trump. Too bad I hadn't seen this yet!

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If it were possible to deport three generations of sh!tgibbons, I’d be okay with it. Really, I would!

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dT/s = VF^sk / log(Viq)

VF = ratio of verifiable facts to falsehoodssk = skin color factor of presenter (white = 1; yellow = 3; brown = 7)Viq = average viewer IQ

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Normally I don't do that, but make an exception for Nazi assholes.

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I've been wondering this for two years now. They get everything with Pence that they get with Trump, minus the complete mental instability. Pence would at least act like an adult on the world stage with other leaders too.

Honestly, I do not fucking understand these lunatics happily handcuffing themselves to the Trumptanic.

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Cowardice. That's how they roll. Also, Donnie provides them with a smokescreen.

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It's too little too late. https://media2.giphy.com/me...

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Since I'm not a Faux Noize viewer, or even a viewer of cable TV, I've never seen Judge Napolitano's Chambers before. Is it always filmed outdoors, or do they sometimes let him in to Fox's studio? Just curious.

Btw, his comments were on point. And speaking of on point, I just got invited to see a couple of ABT performances next month, and I'm really, really looking forward to them.

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clever segue - enjoy!

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I imagine there are a few Foxsuckers googling to see it shooting a Fox Fake News judge carries the same penalty as shooting a real judge.

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The point is that everybody hates Donald Trump now, even Fox News.

I hated Donald Trump before it was cool at Fox News to hate Donald Trump.

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