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Particularly if he manages to articulate something. Without spitting out his top plate.

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sitting in the slammer in Shithole, AlaskaI've got 7 Palins on my mind

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I prefer dry, tho I do have a fondness for perry (pear cider). Strongbow beats crap like Angry Orchard or Original Sin, but it certainly isn't my top choice. Not sure I've heard of Schilling? I'm in Ohio, tho, so on the other side of the great divide..

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Not familiar with that one either - research required!

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Isn't this the same sort of criminality that got him into the Army in the first place? IIRC, Mommy-Governor let him get out of jail if he did a hitch in the Army. And he was so bad that the Army kicked him out after 1 year. So he has that whole "Less than Honorable" discharge going for him as well.

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is she wearing pants?

asking for a friend.

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Of course it is. But it's all the fault of Obama and the PTSD. This is not a hard concept. If you are a veteran and a piece of shit, PTSD is you're get out of jail free card. Beat up spouse? PTSD. Rob a bank? PTSD. Kill four people drunk driving? PTSD.

Why do you hate veterans?

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The symptom for a Bartonella henselae infection is an insane urge to listen to Ted Nugent albums.

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I'm ashamed to admit that picture is the reason I clicked this link...

(hangs head)

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I served in the 115th Army CSH (MASH replacement) in Desert Storm. Now in Army Reserve/National Guard as an instructor specializing in combat medicine (training medics) when I am not in my civilian practice as a pediatric oncologist. I'd rather help little ones make it in the world than help their older brothers out. I don't hate vets, you doofus. I am one.

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I was channelling a RWNJ. Should have snark tagged it.

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Yes, I got the "large" but it's just a normal size mug.

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WE ARE! WE LOVE ALL THE DICK JOKES!

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I've been admiring that photo in the sidebar since forever.

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She is the reason I visit Wonkette..

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> Babby not included.

DEAL BROKEN NO SALE

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