Remember those five seconds back in August of 2008, when fresh new face Sarah Palin was going to save John McCain's flailing presidential run and revive the Republican Party with her legs and her winking and her lipstick?
Ah Sarah, I am sure that in your many colleges, you were the kid in the back who never quite understood the material but often made snide remarks or jokes about the smarter kids who did get it.
Don't forget those jokes about the money-grubbing Jews who killed Our Lord. Those are timelessly unfunny.
One needs a sense of humor to generate or appreciate a joke. They are laboring under a handicap.
That's not a shoe print, honey, its just some turkey blood splattered on your binoculars.
Ah Sarah, I am sure that in your many colleges, you were the kid in the back who never quite understood the material but often made snide remarks or jokes about the smarter kids who did get it.
Dammit.
Sometimes I have to really stretch for a joke, but I've never had to go all the way to Texas.