Remember those five seconds back in August of 2008, when fresh new face Sarah Palin was going to save John McCain's flailing presidential run and revive the Republican Party with her legs and her winking and her lipstick? But then a funny thing happened on the way to the White House -- she opened her mouth, and oh lord did the words come out of it, and it was all kinds of horrific. And the whole nation laughed and laughed and laughed even more, and she thought we were laughing
Ah Sarah, I am sure that in your many colleges, you were the kid in the back who never quite understood the material but often made snide remarks or jokes about the smarter kids who did get it.
Don't forget those jokes about the money-grubbing Jews who killed Our Lord. Those are timelessly unfunny.
One needs a sense of humor to generate or appreciate a joke. They are laboring under a handicap.
That's not a shoe print, honey, its just some turkey blood splattered on your binoculars.
Ah Sarah, I am sure that in your many colleges, you were the kid in the back who never quite understood the material but often made snide remarks or jokes about the smarter kids who did get it.
Dammit.
Sometimes I have to really stretch for a joke, but I've never had to go all the way to Texas.