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aktlib101's avatar

Wow !!

"42 AIRCRAFT LOST OR DAMAGED IN OPERATION EPIC FURY, CONGRESSIONAL REPORT SAYS"

https://www.legion.org/information-center/news/security/2026/may/42-aircraft-lost-or-damaged-in-operation-epic-fury-congressional-report-says

and, MeidasTouch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlivK-Q7_pU

At least 42 U.S. military aircraft have been lost or damaged since the start of the war with Iran, according to a recent analysis that compiled news reports and officials’ statements to tally losses.

PrimerGray's avatar

Lost? Have they tried the lost and found?

PrimerGray's avatar

OH, SO NOW WONDERFUL EXPERIENCES ARE ILLEGAL?

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EyeQueue's avatar

My mom just said that Dems need to start coming to sessions with canes.

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

Dating apps are all absolute trash now. No I don't want to pay $20 for a week of your sex app you fucking digital pimp.

Baconzgood's avatar

Soooooooo.....your single?

biff murphy's avatar

They all to a one took the "talking over you course" and seem very proficient at it like trump...

PrimerGray's avatar

The person with the floor should have a mute button for the witness.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Donald has only got one ball,

Lindsey has two, but very small,

Duffy's are rather fluffy,

And poor JD has nothing at all.

Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

A++. If this is a limerick, there needs to be another line after "Duffy's are rather fluffy" that rhymes with 'fluffy.' Something like "Blanche's are stuffy"

TheGreatAndPowerfulMormos!'s avatar

WHAT'S MY CRIME?! ENJOYING A GRIFT? A SUCCULENT RIGHT-WING GRIFT?!

vorpal 86...47...Κ°α΅˜α΅— Κ°α΅˜α΅— Κ°α΅˜α΅—'s avatar

I liked Jared Moskowitz's approach to Pam Bondi when she tried the insult thing to the senate committee:

'Turn to my section in your burn book and give me your best shot... go on!'

EyeQueue's avatar

That was *chef's kiss*.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Road trip you say? I have a road trip for Sean to take!

See the *Goblin Colony* in SW New Mexico Sean!

Take a gander: https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/the-goblin-colony

I cannot think of a better place for you or any other MAGA teabagger to visit what with the way you are always gobblin' your boss's cock and shriveled gonads.

TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I just took a code of ethics thing for my work; all basic ethical and decent behavior stuff, not rocket surgery. The whole time I was thinking about the corrupt garbage in charge of every aspect of our federal government.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Re: Gillibrand. Many times, my Senator merely annoys me, but this? This made me smile. I might even write and tell her, "Thank you."

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Ok, I have had enough "morning hate" and am feeling a tad too angry. Gonna go try to find a bit of joy and maybe do some art. Take care fellow sufferers!

Menotsure's avatar

It seems that it's only a conflict of interest if you are interested in doing your job.

Baconzgood's avatar

You would think that a guy grifting all that money and being on a TV would get a better hair cut. I mean no insult to Carmine (my barber) but he trims my hair better for $8.

BTW

He has 3 styles

The "Curly"

The "Bob Saget"

And the "Pete Rose"

R. Riddle's avatar

So, Trump administration fuckrats are showing up with books of suggested trolling comments to create soundbites for FoxNews and social media.

I'd be like, "Mr Chairman, I would like to make a motion. It appears that Mr Duffy has written statements that he brought with him in a binder this morning. I would like to make a motion that the witness be allowed to read, in full, all the pages of this binder into the record. Right now. I'm patient and I'm sure others on the committee will be just as patient as well."

Menotsure's avatar

Also, he should read them in Foghorn Leghorn's voice.

Or.G's avatar

Related- I'm off to Berlin today and I'm wearing sweat pants on the flight.