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Rosemary Orlandi's avatar

He had a "burn book" ??? Because it worked out so well for Bondi ???

bwahahahhahahahahaha

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Whiny little bitch LIBELZ!1!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chev_chelios's avatar

....Mother....please get me my 'Louisville Slugger'.....

GrannysKnitting's avatar

this basic high school mean girls routine is so old

Pickleball's avatar

What a pathetic grifting jerk

Hank Napkin's avatar

Well, Sean, I've been stuck in this Trump Funhouse for more than a decade and, well, not even the T-Shirt have I got.

"M"'s avatar

You want to get your

"The Last Show" shirt for Colbert, I think

Proceeds go to World Central Kitchen

Hank Napkin's avatar

Comedians Will Not Save Us.

"M"'s avatar

Depending on where you live, WCK might have to, though

Hollysdower's avatar

Every time one of these Trump stooges goes to a hearing and acts the ass like this, all I am thinking is "here's another one for the pile." I will not rest until every one of these mfers does time for their lies and bullshit.

Hank Napkin's avatar

{Picture M.C. Sean in Pirate pants, no top, singing and dancing to "Can't Touch This")

Nemo's avatar

Sean "Doofus" Duffy is such an idiot. Like Howie "Nutlick" Lutnick and Scotty "Pissant" Bessent, you wonder how any of them survived junior high.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

That’s where they honed their toadying skills by sucking up to the class bully.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

OH SO NOW CORRUPTION, FRAUD, GREED AND GRIFT ARE ILLEGAL?

Under this Supreme Court, it’s now SOP.

dental floss tycoon's avatar

we need to start jailing the RIGHT sort of criminals …

What A Debacle's avatar

How it should go down:

Now, I'm not saying anything was done wrong here. We don't really have complete information about this project.

I think the American people deserve more information!

1- How many individual trips did you take?

2- How were you transported to those locations?

3- How many family members went on each trip?

4- How many days total did your family travel?

5- Did you stay in hotels?

6- Can you provide us a list of those stays?

7- Did you pay for your own meals?

8- Were you provided with wardrobe?

9- Did you keep that wardrobe?

10- Aside from travel, lodging, food, drinks, wardrobe and admission to attractions was your family compensated in any other ways?

Will you be reporting these free trips on your taxes?

HerstoryRepeating's avatar

Solid questions, receipts required, indeed.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

What did these corporations expect in return for their sponsorship? Did you or anyone in your office promise them special favors?

TakingAmes's avatar

I spent $85 filling my car’s gas tank yesterday. Duffy, his reality show wife, and his nine children, can all lick my asshole.

Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

Personally, I would not want that tRump ball-sucking mouth of Duffy's anywhere near me.

lotsacatsndogs's avatar

Would licking the cats' and dogs' assholes be an acceptable tradeoff? Although I also don't want them contaminated by Turmp juice, so hmmmm...

3FingerPete's avatar

Did Gillibrand even consider the DOW???

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Oh my god. Look at his right hand. The black ring means he’s a swinger. Nothin’ but class…

"M"'s avatar

I'm sure his wife - ("assimilating" Latina, such as she is) - is probably quite sick of whatever he deems his prowess to be

THAT said, why would anyone

marxalot's avatar

i was at my local dungeon for a trans play party, chatting with some friends in the social lounge, when one of them (an older than me trans woman) asked the group generally if the rest of us had any experience with swingers

my unfiltered reflex response was “no, i’m not straight” which overlapped enough with another person’s “no, i’m not married” enough to be amusing

in my experience, swingers are WEIRD, and i get enough offers to not need to deal with unicorn hunters, chasers, or territorial cishet men, but she did have some funny stories

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

LOL. People here in the Wonkettariat are weird. I mean that in the loving, kind and fully embracing way that use of the word connotes.

People in the Trump Crime Organization are weird. I mean that in every sense of the demented, unhinged and unhealthy connotation of the word.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I’m also Team Kink, but I have a swinger story that’s rolling-on-the-ground hilarious.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

I would be a whole lot more impressed if Sean Fluffy Duffy drove thru Oregon & east of the Cascades Washington in a vehicle with California plates & see what happens. Best be prepared to go fist city .

My idea of a road trip is The Cannonball Baker, circa the ‘70’s.

jltympanum's avatar

Kirsten pushed Al Franken out of the Senate. She can go fuck herself.

coco lurks from home's avatar

Her entire presidential campaign consisted of “Don’t you want to vote for a WOMAN? Well I’m a woman!”

I am also a woman, and I would have voted for any other woman in that field before I voted for her.

Well, except for Tulsi.