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Just kidding, no he hasn't. The Internet merely ran one of its "Newt Gingrich will suspend his campaign any day now" stories that it has run once every other week since February. Even these were starting to dwindle due to a pressing lack of media interest, so a Newt spokesman had to go and swear oaths before the reporters that it really will be happening within a week or so, just as soon as America has had an appropriate amount of days to grieve and put in their request slips for time off to hear his triumphant near-victory speech. Then, yes, then.
From WaPo:
Newt Gingrich is expected to suspend his presidential campaign within the next week and endorse former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney, a spokesman said.
Gingrich spokesman R.C. Hammond said that Romney called the former House speaker this morning to say he would welcome his endorsement, should Gingrich choose to end his campaign.
The two campaigns are “working out the details” of the endorsement, Hammond said.
It should not really take a weekto explain to Newt Gingrich the "details" of how endorsements of other politicians "work," but no one can be surprised. [WaPo]
Oh Yeah, Apparently Newt Gingrich Dropped Out of The Race Today?
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The literati sent out their minions to do their bidding. Washington cannot tolerate threats from outsiders who might disrupt their comfortable world. The firefight started when the cowardly sensed weakness. They fired timidly at first, then the sheep not wanting to be dropped from the establishment&rsquo;s cocktail party invite list unloaded their entire clip, firing without taking aim their distortions and falsehoods. Now they are left exposed by their bylines and handles. But surely they had killed him off. This is the way it always worked. A lesser person could not have survived the first few minutes of the onslaught. But out of the billowing smoke and dust of tweets and trivia emerged Gingrich, once again ready to lead those who won&rsquo;t be intimated by the political elite and are ready to take on the challenges America faces.