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Since evidence is now fairly conclusive that much autism is traceable to genetic flaws in older fathers (parallel to the way Down syndrome often occurs in the genes of older mothers), I think we should ban viagra entirely for all men over 35. Men above the cutoff age would have to agree either to have a vasectomy or to wear condoms when engaging in heterosexual sex. Those who fail to do so should be prosecuted for child endangerment and child abuse.

What? Seems perfectly reasonable and there are excellent precedents.

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She’s uppity. I like her.

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I prefer peach cobbler, banana just seems unnatural, and kiwi? I think we should all stick with traditional cobblers.

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Only thought criminals fear the thought police. Stop thinking, if you know what's good for you.

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Doesnt feel so good when the shoe's on the other cock.

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Where's the ultrasound wand? Do they have to design an especially small one for the Ohio legislative dude?

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