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Now it’s all becoming so clear. America is “Joe Biden’s” because the obvious socioeconomic changes are affecting oil prices, and Rethuglicans are pussies who invest oversees and are qualified to serve in Congress because they served in the armed forces in their 20’s. Got it.

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The guys standing at the end of every freeway exit in every city in America holding hand-printed cardboard signs begging for money all look healthier than Steve Bannon.

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It can't be that bad. How long do these things take? Two weeks?

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Depends on how big the crew is and how big the job is. In our case more than two weeks.

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All theater, all the time. Wrestlers and Boxers do a better job of acting. Although they turned the other candidates into background pieces.

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Next debate, each candidate will just drop trou and the moderator will get out a ruler to settle things once and for all.

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They can have a literal pissing contest instead of a verbal one, and set up targets at one end of the stage.

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Captain, Personage, Bad-Ass

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Except for J.D., who got up near the end like a big man who was gonna break up the fight, after it had been going for like a minute. He finally figured out he'd been turned into a background piece and wanted to get his moon face in the shot.

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He's probably fundraising off that big manly move at this very moment.

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Excellent idea. The ones who find this behavior appealing are already a lost cause; better to utilize scenes like this to peel off any moderates.

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Yeah that was clearly a performance for one man. One big orange man.

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She's gonna have a hard time in life if she doesn't get a little better at social coding. I always wondered who falls for the Nigerian prince scams or fake IRS calls. She'll definitely have to learn the hard way.

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"He's bad, bad, Josh Mandel,Skinniest weenie in the Trump Hotel,Badder than ole Tom Cotton,And meaner than Mrs. Johnathon Rotten."

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My money's on the fat guy on the left.

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And the woman will likely win that contest.

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