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DemoCat πŸˆπŸŒŠβš–οΈ's avatar

Now it’s all becoming so clear. America is β€œJoe Biden’s” because the obvious socioeconomic changes are affecting oil prices, and Rethuglicans are pussies who invest oversees and are qualified to serve in Congress because they served in the armed forces in their 20’s. Got it.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The guys standing at the end of every freeway exit in every city in America holding hand-printed cardboard signs begging for money all look healthier than Steve Bannon.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

It can't be that bad. How long do these things take? Two weeks?

Gigglesnort's avatar

Depends on how big the crew is and how big the job is. In our case more than two weeks.

Culinary Mercenary's avatar

All theater, all the time. Wrestlers and Boxers do a better job of acting. Although they turned the other candidates into background pieces.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Next debate, each candidate will just drop trou and the moderator will get out a ruler to settle things once and for all.

JCfromNC's avatar

They can have a literal pissing contest instead of a verbal one, and set up targets at one end of the stage.

bobbert's avatar

Captain, Personage, Bad-Ass

anomie's avatar

Except for J.D., who got up near the end like a big man who was gonna break up the fight, after it had been going for like a minute. He finally figured out he'd been turned into a background piece and wanted to get his moon face in the shot.

anomie's avatar

He's probably fundraising off that big manly move at this very moment.

anomie's avatar

Excellent idea. The ones who find this behavior appealing are already a lost cause; better to utilize scenes like this to peel off any moderates.

anomie's avatar

Yeah that was clearly a performance for one man. One big orange man.

anomie's avatar

She's gonna have a hard time in life if she doesn't get a little better at social coding. I always wondered who falls for the Nigerian prince scams or fake IRS calls. She'll definitely have to learn the hard way.

James Baskin's avatar

"He's bad, bad, Josh Mandel,Skinniest weenie in the Trump Hotel,Badder than ole Tom Cotton,And meaner than Mrs. Johnathon Rotten."

Augustino's avatar

My money's on the fat guy on the left.

Gregg Evans's avatar

And the woman will likely win that contest.