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PubOption's avatar

Middlesborough?

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PubOption's avatar

Especially if they arrive in black helicopters.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

EXACTLY! If, say, Iran or <i>mon dieu!</i> France made rules like this, the Repubicans would be all "see what they're like". And I'd be all "same as you". And they'd be all like " USA USA USA". And I'd be all like "Albania runs elections better than us." And they'd be all like "USA USA USA". Just sayin'.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Good call! My bad. And I grew up eating it (and as kidz we loved the little white cloth bags the sausage came in).

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Voting rights are sort of important -- why can't we jail these fuckers?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

My one and only trip to Ohio, for a wedding, featured an overnight drive deep into the sclerotic heart of the state, ending with breakfast at a local feeding trough (Denny's, I think). We watched in horrified wonder as a family of four (mom, dad, junior and sis), each of them three feet wide and easily 300 lbs, waddled to the all-you-can-eat buffet and piled their plates sky high with bacon, sausage, biscuits, and "gravy". (In Ohio, "gravy" is bacon fat and flour.) They later went back for seconds, like a small herd of grazing elephants. For all I know, they went back for thirds after we left. Thus sensitized, we observed that fully 2/3 of all adults in the room were very seriously fat. Clearly, an all-you-can-eat buffet is not going to provide a representative sample, but still, it was scary.

That was 40 years ago, and all four of them are most likely dead, so they, at least, can't vote for Romney.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Heh ... these same states are forcing welfare recipients to carry photo IDs in order to get benefits. This is going to collide head-on with the goals of the GOPtard voter-ID laws.

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schmannity's avatar

Way to go, Fuck Eye State.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Bob Jones libel!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Molten metal heads would work too.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

My g-g-g-g-g-g Irish grandfather used to accompany Shawnee on their raids on white settlements in the Ohio Valley during the Revolution. Retroactively, I think he may have been right.

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