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Forget it; he's <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=V8lT1o0sDwI" target="_blank">rolling.</a>

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Who can buy ammo, what with the NSA and ATF buying up all the 9-mil to make war on the Uhmerkin People, that they ordered three years ago?

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"[W]e might go so far as to think that the Ohio National Guard is wondering why the average gun owner would read a description of fictitious violent neo-Nazi terrorists and say, 'Hey, they’re targeting ME!'"

<a href="http:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/uk-news\/2013\/oct\/25\/ukranian-white-supremacist-murder-mosque-bombs-pavlo-lapshyn" target="_blank">The</a> <a href="http:\/\/bismarcktribune.com\/news\/state-and-regional\/cobb-taken-into-custody-for-toting-guns-in-leith\/article_7d606fea-4f2f-11e3-b158-0019bb2963f4.html" target="_blank">mind</a> <a href="http:\/\/www.adl.org\/combating-hate\/domestic-extremism-terrorism\/c\/selected-white-supremacist.html" target="_blank">balks.</a>

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A house subdivided I cannot stand.

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Explosion, implosion. . . They <i> can</i> be hard to tell apart sometimes.

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What will you do when they come for your derp?

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South Carolina apparently.

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1. No. Fear is the easiest emotion to manipulate. Greed comes next followed by Lust. 2. Stop that right now. You are asking for reasonable things and expecting people to respect others. I am very sad now.

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The National Guard will wait patiently while someone lures the blogger out of the basement with a case of cheap beer, a bag of Doritos and the promise of a new high caliber handgun. The National Guard will surround the the blogger, mock his grammar and pants him. They will conclude the exercise by sending him back to his mother with a letter saying he is getting an F in Civic Participation and will not be allowed to use the interwebs until forever.

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Your plan is better, nobody has to pony up for the gun nut lures.

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The National Guard is being completely unrealistic. 2nd Amendment lovers wouldn't be using chemical, biological, and radiological weapons.

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I have concluded that no nut story is too crazy anymore,praise be to Jeebus and guns by god

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Partition wall libel?

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Not even one mention of the Obots. Disappoint!

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It begins. Not.

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<i>No apology to Ohioans who support limited government and the Second Amendment appears to be forthcoming.</i>

You fuckers are hella psychotic, yo. Get some damn help that doesn't require bullets already.

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