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Jared James's avatar

Forget it; he's <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=V8lT1o0sDwI" target="_blank">rolling.</a>

Jared James's avatar

Who can buy ammo, what with the NSA and ATF buying up all the 9-mil to make war on the Uhmerkin People, that they ordered three years ago?

Jared James's avatar

"[W]e might go so far as to think that the Ohio National Guard is wondering why the average gun owner would read a description of fictitious violent neo-Nazi terrorists and say, 'Hey, they’re targeting ME!'"

<a href="http:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/uk-news\/2013\/oct\/25\/ukranian-white-supremacist-murder-mosque-bombs-pavlo-lapshyn" target="_blank">The</a> <a href="http:\/\/bismarcktribune.com\/news\/state-and-regional\/cobb-taken-into-custody-for-toting-guns-in-leith\/article_7d606fea-4f2f-11e3-b158-0019bb2963f4.html" target="_blank">mind</a> <a href="http:\/\/www.adl.org\/combating-hate\/domestic-extremism-terrorism\/c\/selected-white-supremacist.html" target="_blank">balks.</a>

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

A house subdivided I cannot stand.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Explosion, implosion. . . They <i> can</i> be hard to tell apart sometimes.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

What will you do when they come for your derp?

Tiny kaiju's avatar

South Carolina apparently.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

1. No. Fear is the easiest emotion to manipulate. Greed comes next followed by Lust. 2. Stop that right now. You are asking for reasonable things and expecting people to respect others. I am very sad now.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

The National Guard will wait patiently while someone lures the blogger out of the basement with a case of cheap beer, a bag of Doritos and the promise of a new high caliber handgun. The National Guard will surround the the blogger, mock his grammar and pants him. They will conclude the exercise by sending him back to his mother with a letter saying he is getting an F in Civic Participation and will not be allowed to use the interwebs until forever.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Your plan is better, nobody has to pony up for the gun nut lures.

Ikimizi's avatar

The National Guard is being completely unrealistic. 2nd Amendment lovers wouldn't be using chemical, biological, and radiological weapons.

Capt.Jim's avatar

I have concluded that no nut story is too crazy anymore,praise be to Jeebus and guns by god

PubOption's avatar

Partition wall libel?

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Not even one mention of the Obots. Disappoint!

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>No apology to Ohioans who support limited government and the Second Amendment appears to be forthcoming.</i>

You fuckers are hella psychotic, yo. Get some damn help that doesn't require bullets already.