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Zyxomma's avatar

What's SO disheartening is that someone on Kasich's side will get almost 50% of Americans' votes. In part, that's because so many of my fellow citizens ignore their civic duty and do not vote. In part, it's because the R's best friend, Gerry Mandering, and his sidekick, VoteR I D Laws, have made it so difficult in so many places.

Help your friends, colleagues, family members, neighbors, and acquaintances register and vote. Maybe they need internet access, which you can provide when you aren't at Wonkette. Maybe they need rides, e.g. to the DMV. Maybe a small gift (even if you call it a loan so as not to hurt feelings) of money is what it takes. Do what it takes. Register and VOTE.

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Zyxomma's avatar

No. In the end, the middle class DISAPPEARS. That's their end game.

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Zyxomma's avatar

ISWYDT.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Points for the Idiocracy reference.

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JAWs's avatar

In a similar discussion these people suggested that the best place to find presidential nominees is at clown college.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I'm pretty sure Republicans want to go back to a gruel based economy.

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marxalot's avatar

They're not against dead babies. They're against influencing or determining the future- that's witchcraft. You hear me? Prenatal vitamins are black magic!

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Thurman Munster IV's avatar

I hear Einstein bagels offers pap schmears with their everything bagels.

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PUAAN's avatar

And Terry Pratchett and Anne McCaffrey.

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SpideySenser's avatar

How do they deal with being that stupid? The derpitude is agonizing.

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SpideySenser's avatar

For the Brazilian? Or can you get the standard bikini wax thrown in at no charge?

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hornheat,  IronGoddessOfMercy's avatar

They're too stupid to realize this.

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AndInThisCorner's avatar

Ya don't worry it's called ReCaring™! It's just like caring but with none of the actual care!Thanks Republicans!

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

United Health is going to bolt from the exchange. As you said, until we lose ours...

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