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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I will call that piccolo player a mutherfucker!

PubOption's avatar

Is his right ear bigger than his left ear?

bobbert's avatar

Me too. The American way of death, before the book.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Why isn’t he running for president? Republicans really dropped the ball on this one.

Lot_49's avatar

Coal mining has such a rich history of social awareness and giving back to the communities where it operates that it's no wonder there's grass roots resistance to ending our carbon-dependency in its purest form.

Lot_49's avatar

OT, but everyone should rush right out and buy a copy of today's <i>WSJ</i> and flip immediately to Section 4, where they can read a tasty expose about ear wax removal.

What a fine, fine thing the <i>Daily Rupert</i> has become....

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

In the clip he said his wife "has been Iraq to me". Fellas, if you want to win a woman's heart, don't liken her to a country. Especially one that Dubya Bush invaded to prove he has a bigger cock than his father. Women <i>hate</i> that.

PsycWench's avatar

I am familiar with this category of young man, although I usually get them a little younger. They haven't listened to anyone else since they were about 15, and then they don't understand why everyone's mad at them.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Ohio Senate Candidate Josh Mandel </i>

That would violate the separation of jerk and state!

PsycWench's avatar

On the other hand, if my husband compared me to a beautiful city, I might be down with that. Preferably a mythical city with no crime or slums.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Repubican platform pledges to be as helpful to women as a urinal.

Repubican governing on women's issues makes the case for the Equal Rights Amendment.

This reminds me of the debate when Michele Bachmann said "I'd like to recognize my wife Marcus".