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Wookie Monster's avatar

Wow. The judge had him cuffed and said “go to directly to jail” like Householder was a common criminal or something.

I just hope it holds up on appeal. The Supreme Court has made it so that, to be convicted of bribery, you have to be caught on video being handed a big sack of money with a cartoon dollar sign on it while saying, “I am accepting this bribe for the express purpose of doing favors for you that involve an official act of my office.”

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Since corporations are people, my friend, First Energy should get 20 years in prison for the same crime.

At minimum, they should have to give the $1 billion back on top of the fine.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Question: if the feds can seize an old lady’s house because her grandson was dealing weed out of the basement, why can’t they seize the $1 billion bailout money as fruits of the crime?

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Khavrinen's avatar

Politicians can be convicted for bribery?? But ... without the bribery, kickbacks, and grifting, what's the point of even running for office?!?

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Khavrinen's avatar

Disappointing that it has nothing to do with tennis or pickle-ball, though.

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Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

That fucker was my state representative for many years. I always thought he was slimy

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revenant's avatar

you know, "your" is not only easier to type, but also correct English

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Jeff and Garcia II's avatar

Larry will have a handball partner in the big house. His partner in crime got a 5 year sentence today. Cuffed and sent straight to the prison bus, same as Larry. I wonder if any of their experience in conventional politics will help them in the world of prison politics they are about to encounter?

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City of H8's avatar

I can't wait to see this scene repeated in Texas for our own crooked Ken Paxton.

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NewLarry's avatar

It was a good deal, except for those meddling kids!

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NewLarry's avatar

And good for you on that!

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NewLarry's avatar

For me, it's the Ducks Unlimited ballcap with the suit. Just zero class. Or maybe it's product placement? A whole new grift.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Ohio Republicans didn't have shit to do with this. The FBI was his downfall.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Let's not forget that the Ohio legislature recently passed a law banning August elections because the low turnout and proximity to the November general election didn't justify the cost of a special election at that time. They had to pass a new law rescinding the first law.

Both of these laws, it should be noted, passed with strong support in Republican-majority legislatures.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

It also gave us Robert Taft, Jr., grandson of a president and supreme court justice and son of a U. S. Senator who was known as Mr. Conservative in the Republican Party.

Jr. made history as the first sitting Governor to be indicted and convicted of a crime. He failed to report a golf trip from a donor, appeared in court, pled No Contest, got his wrists slapped.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

That's it, only on the state level. Think stupid Newt Gingrich.

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