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Lefty Mark's avatar

Californians have their own very valid drought-related reasons for not washing their cars. Those of us living in well-hydrated but more refrigerated sections of the country (aka The CryoBelt), on the other hand, don't wash our cars because it will cause the door locks to freeze up.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

In my experience tan or light brown works better. The real champ though is brown metal primer.

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According to Steven Johnson (of <i>How We Got To Now</i> fame), the advent of chlorine bleach made safe municipal drinking water possible. It is one of the most potent antibacterials out there. Meaning that it only takes a tiny bit to do the job. It won't do anything to eliminate toxic industrial pollutants though.

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bobbert's avatar

A lot of agencies prefer to use sodium hypochlorite rather than dealing with storing chlorine, because of the whole "lethal gas" thing.

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bobbert's avatar

There are also a bunch of First Nations in the way,

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bobbert's avatar

Well, and the giant fucking amount of money spent to defeat Prop 87.

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bobbert's avatar

That miracle attachment that lets your car run on water is finally here!!!!

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I am shocked - shocked! to hear that the petroleum industry would even consider such a dastardly deed. Shocked, I tell you.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>those of us who just don’t wash our cars because we call road dust a “patina”</i>

I meditated on whether to wash my car and decided NO. It has natural immunity to dirt.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Good thing I only drink booze. Also that I don't live in California. Did I mention the booze?

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Just more evidence of a vast, capitalist plot to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

If we pumped Brawndo with electrolytes into the aquifers, wouldn't that counteract the bad chemicals?

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diogenez's avatar

I'm sure Jeebus will take care of it.

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diogenez's avatar

hahahahaha

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