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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It's the complete lack of class, including low and no, that just physically hurts.

Gammarae's avatar

wait--am i to understand that after everything we hoped for, there was no bad weather (other than heat)????

KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

It's good thing Jeffrey Epstein is no longer around and trafficking schoolgirls. Trump would have hired him to organise the show on the White House lawn. Small mercies ...

Terry Southworth's avatar

You know, I don't expect the guy on the barstool next to me to get every word right, but I do expect it from professional writers. The past, present, and future tense of forecast is FORECAST!!!

beb's avatar

You're half-Canadian. The better half, I'm sure. I'm a mix of Irish, scot, English and German. My people have been invading my people for generations.

Jjamie's avatar

Omg, I was exhausted just reading this. TL:DR. But, bless you Dom for the good work you do, attending these shit shows! You are righteous!

Doloras LaPicho's avatar

Ask Laura Jadeed why she said on Bluesky that the race riots in Belfast showed the need for anti-fascists to have guns. Because they've, er, got a passel of guns in Belfast, that's the problem

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I don’t this even qualified as Temu Rome. This was pure white trash Rome. President Camacho would have been embarrassed by this spectacle.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Counting backwards from Shambles' birthday please note he was conceived on September 11, 1945. No doubt during a pity fuck (O! Mary! Chermany lost! Again!!!). Cue foreboding music...

Erika's avatar

So, Zac Brown, just as awful as I thought he was? I never understood that guy anyway.

pskbh's avatar
11hEdited

Obscene. Thank you Dom

Rood1's avatar
11hEdited

He fell asleep

Chino Cherokee's avatar

Dude, if this isn't making america great, I don't know what is.......

/S

Bleedy Hart's avatar

I want to cry. The whole thing is so utterly disgusting and embarrassing.

Dave's Not Here's avatar

Great job, Dom, but one little nitpick. You write:

... "Eventually, you creep close enough to submit to your lesser human instincts and gawk like a shaved ape when you finally pass the smoldering wreckage." ...

I believe that should read "gawk AT the shaved apes ..."

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Bombay Troubadour's avatar

Japan has 140,000,000 people and less than 15 gun deaths a year.

Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

I'm amazed it's that many