And now, a Very Important Clarification! It turns out that a story from July that suggested that a supporter accidentally sent Michele Bachmann a sex toy instead of a scalp massager to help with her migraines is... well, Maybe Not True. Or so says one of the people close to the situation, in a sworn statement. Disappointing, we know. On the upside, the maybe-debunking at least gives us another excuse to combine "Michele Bachmann" and "Sex Toys for Ladies," so we'll always have that. And this lovely headline from the
I'm not sure if using that picture is libelling Michele or Jane Fonda.
*Cue a rousing rendition of "Peg O' My Heart."*
<i>But with Rex sending her female pleasure machines I&rsquo;m sure it pushed her over the edge!</i>
Isn&#039;t that pretty much the purpose of it?
I thought it was Marcus who always had the headache.
Ick, the thought...
You young ladies may not know &quot;Female Pleasure Machine&quot; is my Bar Name.
Just sayin&#039;.
And out of her!
So Michele, what&rsquo;s the Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?
I&#039;m not sure those photo links to &quot;#1 WORST Food For Weight Gain (Stop Eating This!)&quot; are a good idea next to this story.
Either that or Marcus. OH WAIT! Nevermind.
There are no atheists in bed.
She complains about having things (e.g. democratically enacted laws) rammed down her throat, but she doth protest too much methinks.
Wait! Perhaps Michele <i>is</i> the Female Pleasure Machine. She has a certain robotic, Fortran air about her.
&quot;Nobody Really Bought &lsquo;Female Pleasure Machine&rsquo; For Michele Bachmann&quot;
She lacks the capacity for pleasure. Look at who she married.
Note to self... remember to check that website with the sale on the Hitachi wand when I get home.