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PubOption's avatar

I'm not sure if using that picture is libelling Michele or Jane Fonda.

Lefty Mark's avatar

*Cue a rousing rendition of "Peg O' My Heart."*

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>But with Rex sending her female pleasure machines I’m sure it pushed her over the edge!</i>

Isn't that pretty much the purpose of it?

schmannity's avatar

I thought it was Marcus who always had the headache.

TundraGrifter's avatar

You young ladies may not know "Female Pleasure Machine" is my Bar Name.

Just sayin'.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

So Michele, what’s the Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

TundraGrifter's avatar

I'm not sure those photo links to "#1 WORST Food For Weight Gain (Stop Eating This!)" are a good idea next to this story.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Either that or Marcus. OH WAIT! Nevermind.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

There are no atheists in bed.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

She complains about having things (e.g. democratically enacted laws) rammed down her throat, but she doth protest too much methinks.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Wait! Perhaps Michele <i>is</i> the Female Pleasure Machine. She has a certain robotic, Fortran air about her.

diogenez's avatar

"Nobody Really Bought ‘Female Pleasure Machine’ For Michele Bachmann"

She lacks the capacity for pleasure. Look at who she married.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Note to self... remember to check that website with the sale on the Hitachi wand when I get home.