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Marycat2021's avatar

Preaching to the converted.

Asclepius Secundus's avatar

Is JD Vance White? Is he really? I had no Idea!? I thought he was kinna off-white, you know, like his grandma fucked a beige and didn't want to admit it. "Black Irish" she'd say.

Is he really like Colin Robinson: 100% white?

Antifa Commander's avatar

JD Vance, or whatever he's calling himself today, told lies about Haitian immigrants in Ohio, and then defended telling the lies because they were politically useful. He can fuck off with the "we don't treat anyone different" because of race nonsense.

Anne's avatar
Dec 23Edited

"We’re using in the Trump administration the government to protect your free speech, whether it’s on college campuses or in the digital marketplace of ideas"

Really? how many people got fired because they said something mildly critical of Charlie Kirk? Pretty sure that was the fault of MAGA people.

Also he doesn't need to apologize for being white . He does need to apologize for never getting therapy to deal with his desire to suck up to powerful males like they are father figures to him and being a douchebag.

Megan Macomber's avatar

I'm the "monstrous" head of far-left crime. Crip Dyke supplies the muscle. This takes all the energy left over from being a childless cat lady, which admittedly takes A LOT what with the litter boxes, the food, the cuddling...wait--that's the far-left criming.

regmeyer's avatar

Of the worst kind, next you will be putting out food for all those moocher birds.

jltympanum's avatar

Where the fuck does Couch Vance get off saying this is a "Christian country". Sorry, JD, you can stick that thought up your ass.

Vic's avatar

It's what his owners in Russia tell him to say, to appeal to their dumb vassals in the USA.

jltympanum's avatar

How the HELL did we get to the point where a two-bit tinhorn creep like JD "Couch" Vance is on the national stage? The fact the D-Fucking-T made him Veep is already enough to condemn F34 to eternal burning.

PaulDietzel's avatar

Where do I go to buy a brick? Do they make specific "throwing" bricks? My local brick store has sidewalk bricks and house-building bricks and fireplace bricks but no throwing bricks. And of the several kinds of bricks they have they want me to buy a whole skid that they deliver on a big truck like the ones where DJT gets in and goes "vroom, vroom." I found myself between a brick and a hard place. Please advise.

jltympanum's avatar

The traditional place to get throwing bricks is to pull them out of a street paved with bricks.

DemoCat's avatar

If people wish me a merry Christmas, I say merry Christmas. I enjoy the season because it’s cultural here and I was raised in a secular family that enjoyed Emmet Otter. I treat it the way nephew Fred does, the only time of year when we can all ignore Trump and people like him, and pretend we aren’t impossibly divided and instead all fellow travelers to the grave stuck in an unfortunate time loop.

But I’m aware enough not to wish every stranger merry Christmas, any more than I’d wish every stranger happy Chanukah or Kwanzaa. “Happy holidays” is inclusive, not exclusive, and that’s what pea brains like JD Vance cannot, or will not, understand.

As for an attack on Christians, they’ve earned it. It’s one religion. It’s not The religion. Believe it, embrace it, celebrate it, or don’t. You are free to believe what you want. When our elected officials engage in contests to see which person can appear on tv with the largest cross, yet lie with impunity and without shame, and treat people with cruelty, I have a problem with that. There is Christianity and the teachings of Christ and being Christ-like, and then there is whatever the GOP are using it for.

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Not to flex, but I was up before sunrise this morning and worked through until sunset.

I just thought you guys should know that.

PuraVida's avatar

He apparently feels the need to prove to his Palantir masters and other billionaires that he can lie shamelessly, repeatedly with conviction and a solid grasp of white grievance for the privilege that they fear they are losing.

JCfromNC's avatar

I know nothing about nationwide rental rates, but I can say that if I had needed to renew my lease here, the rent offers they made me -- which oddly were all the same no matter the length of my lease, unlike the previous two offers -- were substantially down from the short-term extension I'm currently on and even lower than my original rent. So Shady might have said one non-lie.

// ...and more native-born Americans are working than ever before. //

Really? Well, good for the native Americans, then.

Wait... I'm being told that by "native-born", he doesn't mean native Americans, but just white people born here. Well, shucks.

LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

I had no idea that Kamala had so much power ... I thought she was VEEP? She single handedly opened the borders 100% to immigrants? What a gal!

IncognitoTXusLibrul's avatar

Also, how does that square with her 'ignorance," and wasn't the auto-pen really running everything?

Perhaps grievance and wordless rage are not the best writing coaches.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Robyn always cuts to the chase so nicely.

Thank you.

Dana Devalera's avatar

JD really needs to apologize to all the decent people who identify as white. He's not a credit to your race. He's an embarrassment, an aberrant, incompetent, self loathing, lying, twat.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I don't know if you've heard this about him, but he fucks couches.

Dana Devalera's avatar

I did hear that and he should be locked up for assaulting furniture, and assaulting the rest of us by being an awkward, weirdo and not being human enough to buy donuts 🤮.

Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

It continues to amuse me that, with just a slight typo, our vice president becomes JV Dance.

But then I imagine Trump wanting to go to that dance, and I barf a little.