Wonkette Okie operative "Commie Mom" reports that only two days after the Aurora, Colorado, massacre, Oklahoma City ABC affiliate KOCO was doing Journalism and the Universe the mitzvah of running slickly produced NRA programming explaining how Barack Obama and the UN are coming for your guns.
While several commenters obviously read it, I have to explicitly salute the totally wonderful alt-text.
(Since I now live in the red area code part of California, I periodically get solicitation phone calls from the NRA. Sometimes, they play me a recording from Wayne LaPierre. Dude sounds like Mickey Mouse.)
We know the First Amendment doesn't give the right to shout "Fire" in a crowded theatre. But the NBA believes the Second Amendment gives the right to fire in a crowded theatre. Why? Because they lobby for "stand your ground" laws, which don't legalize gun possession, they legalize killing. (As part of God's Plan, I'm told.)
Supposedly the Bill of Rights is not a suicide pact. But the Second Amendment is. Activist judges have nullified the "well regulated" clause, leaving only the "right to bear arms". Anyone can get guns. Sadly and inevitably, they turn them on us. It's suicide.
While several commenters obviously read it, I have to explicitly salute the totally wonderful alt-text.
(Since I now live in the red area code part of California, I periodically get solicitation phone calls from the NRA. Sometimes, they play me a recording from Wayne LaPierre. Dude sounds like Mickey Mouse.)
The FCC made them shorten the double-O's.
What in God's name is the thing that looks like a triple-kielbasa, in front of the left-most gun?
We know the First Amendment doesn't give the right to shout "Fire" in a crowded theatre. But the NBA believes the Second Amendment gives the right to fire in a crowded theatre. Why? Because they lobby for "stand your ground" laws, which don't legalize gun possession, they legalize killing. (As part of God's Plan, I'm told.)
Supposedly the Bill of Rights is not a suicide pact. But the Second Amendment is. Activist judges have nullified the "well regulated" clause, leaving only the "right to bear arms". Anyone can get guns. Sadly and inevitably, they turn them on us. It's suicide.
It's a small step from KOCO to COOKOO.
People who can't be nice don't deserve nice things.
Commie Mom just needs to move to Eugene, Oregon or Bellingham, Washington.
The black kitten in the window is a nice touch.
america the beautiful.
Guy poses "sexxxy" with a gun in his hand. Whatever gets you hard, I suppose.
The guy own a mandolin. How gay.
oh and btw: so not safe for work.
i speak from personal experience.
Would all caps or with weird capitalization help? Or is that just a requirement for right-wing nutcases?
Chuck Todd used to have long hair.