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Ah, no, you couldn't nearly call what is in that man's pants a "monster." A pixie, maybe.

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I thought that was the bigotry Chia pet...

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Aerodynamics for the win!

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BOOM and BOOM!

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How is what he does with his apartment any of your business? I get it. You don't like discrimination. Not your property. Butt out.

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OMG that is so true.

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I guess some Christians practice voyeurism, just like the bibble tole em too

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Translation: I got my freedumbs, but no one else can have freedom.

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What is it with local politicians saying word salad like common Palins these days?

Word salad is often the only vegetable these people eat.

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You know, and so to force that couple to say, you can’t get that extra income...

And "extra income" is biblically mandated! I mean greed WAS the virtue Jesus was always praising right?

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Hey! Don't make fun! The one-eyed trouser snake is deadly!

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From the look of things, it's simply a fiendish plot to disrupt a Christianist's undeserved sense of superiority and deflate thier overinflated relevance to the public sphere. In which case: bring on the flamboyance!

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"And lo, Jesus spake to his friend Gordon: Greed is good. And so Gordon spread the word of the Lord."

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I was going to design a fainting-goats-in-a-tree calendar, but I couldn't find any stuntgoats.

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cf Daniel, chapter 13. It's all good.

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I don't know what the rental laws in my state currently are because I haven't rented in 20 years, but 35 years ago a landlord could discriminate against anyone who wanted to rent from them, IF the landlord lived in the same building. I once rented an apartment in a Tri-plex and the landlord lived in one of the 3 units, and the law in my state said he could refuse to rent to anyone he didn't like. He was retired, and he didn't like noisy children, so he refused to rent to people with children, and this was apparently legal. I'm not saying it was right, I'm just saying it was legal at the time.

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