So apparently this is just Weird Candidate day at Yr. Wonkette (OK, maybe every day is that). In addition to our recovering public-wanking addict in Michigan, we also are delighted to bring you this important news about Mr. Timothy Ray Murray, a Republican candidate for the Oklahoma House: Unlike the other guy,
Look, I enjoy point-and-laugh-at-the-freak as much as the next Wonkoid, but isn't there a rule that we don't pick on the genuinely disabled? Like that T-word kid, or "P-e-n-i-s Goes In the Anus"? Although if he's been declared sane enough to run in OK, well. . . .
Why do I feel like toasting some waffles now?
He's a real nowhere man, Sitting in his nowhere land Making all his nowhere plans For the GOP.
All right, peripheral units, we have been discovered. Please erase your hard drives and gather near the mothership.
Maybe you should go into Haydn.
I don't think I can Handel any more of this.....
Seriously, the fuck? So I'll just be cover for a next-gen spambot?
Look, I enjoy point-and-laugh-at-the-freak as much as the next Wonkoid, but isn't there a rule that we don't pick on the genuinely disabled? Like that T-word kid, or "P-e-n-i-s Goes In the Anus"? Although if he's been declared sane enough to run in OK, well. . . .
also too, the 22 million emails missing from the Bush administration that surfaced during the investigation of the dismissed US attorneys
(funny how the wingnuts weren't the least bit bothered by that)
Uncanny valley Valley so low Through holes in their heads dear hear the wind blow
Life (or a facsimile thereof) imitates bad art.
It's a Dweam wiffin a Dweam...
Smarter, maybe; saner, i dunno.
Nice catch on the buried lede, BZ. One out of every twenty Okie Goopers (or is it an open primary?)
Cylindrical symmetry libel!
And 5% of the vote. MWAHAHAHAHAH!
That is very nice.