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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Why do I feel like toasting some waffles now?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He's a real nowhere man, Sitting in his nowhere land Making all his nowhere plans For the GOP.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

All right, peripheral units, we have been discovered. Please erase your hard drives and gather near the mothership.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Maybe you should go into Haydn.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

I don't think I can Handel any more of this.....

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The Quirk's avatar

Seriously, the fuck? So I'll just be cover for a next-gen spambot?

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The Quirk's avatar

Look, I enjoy point-and-laugh-at-the-freak as much as the next Wonkoid, but isn't there a rule that we don't pick on the genuinely disabled? Like that T-word kid, or "P-e-n-i-s Goes In the Anus"? Although if he's been declared sane enough to run in OK, well. . . .

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

also too, the 22 million emails missing from the Bush administration that surfaced during the investigation of the dismissed US attorneys

(funny how the wingnuts weren't the least bit bothered by that)

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Uncanny valley Valley so low Through holes in their heads dear hear the wind blow

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bobbert's avatar

Life (or a facsimile thereof) imitates bad art.

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bobbert's avatar

It's a Dweam wiffin a Dweam...

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bobbert's avatar

Smarter, maybe; saner, i dunno.

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bobbert's avatar

Nice catch on the buried lede, BZ. One out of every twenty Okie Goopers (or is it an open primary?)

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bobbert's avatar

Cylindrical symmetry libel!

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bobbert's avatar

And 5% of the vote. MWAHAHAHAHAH!

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bobbert's avatar

That is very nice.

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