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marxalot's avatar

I would have <i>loved</i> to swap out my junior year science section for unicorn biology. I hated that teacher.

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marxalot's avatar

Gunz Gawd Gurls!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

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Lefty Mark's avatar

So is human reproduction.

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SpideySenser's avatar

And the #2 amendment.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Unfortunately the legislators who will be considering Bill 48 will not comprehend one word in three of this report. And should they happen to understand it, they won't give a flying fuck since they are paid by the Greens and other similar fucktards.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

We said this before but I still think the symbol on Jesus' tunic looks very Druid-y.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

This is a christian strain of (the ever popular) creeping sharia that the constitution doesn't seem to be able to contain.

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bobbert's avatar

Jesus is my hobbyhorse.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What's not objective about teaching history from a Biblical perspective, hengh? It's all based on factual facts that you can look up, right there in the Bible.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Seems to be a standard Texas defense: "At least we're not Oklahoma."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

- or on how hard they hit you upside the head with it.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Objective Study of Everything That's Wrong with the Bible" would be a popular elective.

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Ikimizi's avatar

An objective study of religion or the Bible is the last thing these guys want.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

But remember, it's the EBIL MOOSLEMS who want to indoctrinate your kids! We're just good, humble country folk who want to teach them our upbringing in an environment where they must be present.

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diogenez's avatar

Fucking Hobby Lobby. First, they want an exemption from THE LAW because: religion.

And now they want to brainwash kids?

I'm very surprised that more of their stores haven't burned down.

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