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I would have <i>loved</i> to swap out my junior year science section for unicorn biology. I hated that teacher.

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Gunz Gawd Gurls!

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So is human reproduction.

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And the #2 amendment.

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Unfortunately the legislators who will be considering Bill 48 will not comprehend one word in three of this report. And should they happen to understand it, they won't give a flying fuck since they are paid by the Greens and other similar fucktards.

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We said this before but I still think the symbol on Jesus' tunic looks very Druid-y.

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This is a christian strain of (the ever popular) creeping sharia that the constitution doesn't seem to be able to contain.

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Jesus is my hobbyhorse.

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What's not objective about teaching history from a Biblical perspective, hengh? It's all based on factual facts that you can look up, right there in the Bible.

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Seems to be a standard Texas defense: "At least we're not Oklahoma."

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- or on how hard they hit you upside the head with it.

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"Objective Study of Everything That's Wrong with the Bible" would be a popular elective.

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An objective study of religion or the Bible is the last thing these guys want.

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But remember, it's the EBIL MOOSLEMS who want to indoctrinate your kids! We're just good, humble country folk who want to teach them our upbringing in an environment where they must be present.

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Fucking Hobby Lobby. First, they want an exemption from THE LAW because: religion.

And now they want to brainwash kids?

I'm very surprised that more of their stores haven't burned down.

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