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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Then the entire population of South Florida may as well go straight to jail on all counts. I'm not saying that's a bad thing.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

And yoga pants worn in public, ever.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

I have a cape that I bought in a weak moment at the Cracker Barrel, because I was cold. It has a hood. Is that not street legal in OK now? I don't really look like a thug...more like a demented Christmas caroler.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Yoda [shaking head]: "A dark, dark day it is for the Jedi..."

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I would say the issue is criminalizing it, or even legislating it at all, which is so hypocritical given the standard Republican railing against the "nanny state".

If shops want to have that rule (on penalty of removal from the premises), as long as it is equally applied to everyone I got no quarrel with it.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

And the crime they committed while hooded was getting there "sooner", i.e. starting before the legal starting point for homesteading the former Indian Territory. I rest my case.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>I'm too urban for my hood.... Too urban for my hood So urban ... Ain't good.<i></i></i>

Lefty Mark's avatar

In the 'hood.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Seems that if you're unfortunate enough to be black and in Oklahoma, covering your face would seem to be a simple safety measure.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

So in Oklahoma, open-carrying your gunz is just hunky-dory, but one's choice in flannel outergarments is a serious public threat? That certainly seems sensible.

chascates's avatar

I'm guessing if I wear a cowboy hat on top of my hoodie I get a pass?

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>So how would a cop on the street determine whether a hoodie wearer had ill intentions? </i>

OMG!! Does this mean there really are Fashion Police?

Ennui There Yet's avatar

I remember learning in sex ed that the clitoris has a hood. What if her intentions are ill?

Ikimizi's avatar

I'm sick of Wonkette capitulating to right-wing memes. Why won't you sell Wonk-hoodies?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Fashion! We are the goon squad and we're coming to town Beep-beep

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Next up, criminalizing wearing white after Labor Day and wearing black socks with sandals.