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Bortionway ooksbay, please

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Here's a photo of the MLS Director of Oklahoma! That face that has "pedo" written all over it!

https://www.metrolibrary.or...

I'll bet he still dresses/undresses and in the closet, without a light on!

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LOL - I never saw it. Too many people asking me all through my life if I was "connected" that mobster entertainment never appealed to me. How did it end?

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I no longer refer to these people as "right wing" or "conservative" because they aren't, and that lends some semblance of validity or credibility to their actions. It implies that they are following some recognized political ideology with a rational defensible position. I call them what they are, which is just plain old fashioned "bats in the belfry", not playing with a full deck CRAZY,

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Unbeknownst to Regressives, librarians have access to things called "books". In some of these "books" there are lists of words that can be used as a substitute for OTHER words. It rocks. Okay, I won't say the dreaded illegal A-word. I'll just say pregnancy termination. Medically induced miscarriage. Fetus-B-Gone.

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Which brings me to a serious question. In light of members of the Republican party being on record as wanting to outlaw all forms of contraception including condoms, why is the pharmaceutical industry funding the campaigns of people that want to cut out a large portion of their business? And if they do manage to outlaw all forms of birth control including condoms does that mean they'll be having unprotected sex at their Coke fueled orgies? Can we start calling them the chlamydia caucus now?

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Facebook tells me the term is "camping".

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"I can't give you any information on that topic, but might I interest you in our collection of medieval herbals?"

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Only the librarians are prohibited from saying the word or helping find info. Saying the word or seeking info is still ok for civilians, apparently. Like prostitution stings.

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Staff should not offer opinions about this or any other law. Librarians are neutral officers of the government. They should definitely help people find information about abortion, though.

Signed, An Librarian

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Suck my fucking ass! Oh wait, don't. My ass is way too primo for the likes of your stupid squirmy earthworm lips. Signed, a really annoyed old saggy-assed liberal.

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This is the America conservatives want. Everyone carrying guns, all women compliant broodmares, and bounties on anyone who speaks or behaves in a way that isn’t approved by Dear Leader.

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I’m just curious how all these republicans are going to get their daughters and mistresses out of a spot of “delicate condition” trouble. Because it goes without saying that rape, incest and medical necessity will continue to mandate abortions for people, liberal or conservative. But conservatives will continue to find themselves in situations where starting a beautiful new life is downright problematic, and they will act on it. Be careful what you wish for, life-lovers.

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Khlamydia Koke Kaukus...?

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Cue a scene from Life Of Brian ...

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Three K's, I see what you did there.

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