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StlSaxist's avatar

Is "angry pothead" even a thing?

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a_pink_poodle's avatar

WEED IS GROOVY

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Bren's avatar

Just as well she didn't shoot someone on Fifth Avenue, she'd never have got away with it. Volunteers wanted to go to Oklahoma and teach some fuckwits how the internet machine works! ...... Oh fuck that, most of them don't even know how evolution works yet. Just vote the fuckers out>

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khanurik's avatar

Well, so far to my knowledge, he hasn't been caught in a motel room bumping uglies with an underage boy while doing dope. Sure, low bar there, but this is Oklahoma after all - and Tulsa more specifically. If it's any consolation, I saw a while back ANOTHER stupid Kunzweiler statement in the press regarding our alleged criminal justice system - which convinced me to vote for his only-slightly-less-weaselly opponent.

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EdR's avatar

It is good to find the silver linings in life.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Yep, Phineus is trying to flunk a job application,

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OohRah Mama's avatar

Well, at least we have one great CFB team down there, in Norman.

You take the blessings where they come...

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OohRah Mama's avatar

My gawd, is that the FFFB?!

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OohRah Mama's avatar

Soooo, as a sister Sooner I must ask: Just how on gawd's green earth has he "been fairly solid in doing the DA thing"?

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anotherangle01's avatar

My favorite scandals were Scott sending his staff to Trump's Hotel for "lotion." The other was Scott using his government connections to try to get his wife a job at Chick-fil-a. To think that we were this close to a bona fied, federal government run, chicken restaurant!!!!

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aureolamanita's avatar

So you're telling me these koalas are 100% fuckable?

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Napoleanofthetrump's avatar

True, but he's batting 500 on murder cops.

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ShrillKitty's avatar

We are the potheads. We will add the contents of your fridge to a snack platter. Your TV remote will be adapted to service us. Resistance is really harshing everyone's mellow. Like seriously bro, just hit this and have some queso and watch a few Battlestar reruns.

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rachelmap's avatar

Agreed. I always go into one intending to win my retirement at the table (4~5 times?), but they repel me so much that so far I've always had to leave before placing a wager. Oh, well.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

I completely agree. Casinos are depressing, I find. That's just my opinion, but I think that they're sad places.

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haauwnk's avatar

376th!

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