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Not if We the People want to make it happen. WE are the majority.

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I'm impersonating Bart Alsbrook right now.

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And Sarah Huckabeast

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That's how they got Jim Clarke and Marc Bolan.

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My day is incomplete if I don't impersonate Bart Alsbrook at least three times before dinner.

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Too bad he doesn't know anyone in law enforcement who could...you know...investigate the identity theft.

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Yeah, I wondered, "Did the Honorable (Interim) Police Chief file a police report?

Because anytime I experience a beat-down and robbery, I DO file a police report.------- Even though I am not, personally, a police officer, reserve or main.

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About twenty.

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And so, quite by accident, you have a new income stream.

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In the comics, Lex Luthor was elected president some years ago. In order to follow the law, he divested himself of all shares in Lexcorp.A comic book supervillain was LITERALLY more ethical than Trump.

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Only twelve faces. You're thinking of an icosahedron. But twelve is plenty.

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But your evil twin keeps it all for himself. He's the one they're looking for.

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It seems he would have filed a police report about his identity theft but filing false claims doesn't always go so well.....http://www.denverpost.com/2...

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And they're all cousins.

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Actually, I'm thinking of a google query went awry.I thought I knew. Then I checked, and believed what the net told me.-------My query was "How many sides does a dodecahedron have". It doesn't seem ambiguous.

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Google appears to consider the terms sides and vertexes as equivalent. That's peculiar.

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