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BadKitty904's avatar

Not if We the People want to make it happen. WE are the majority.

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3FingerPete's avatar

I'm impersonating Bart Alsbrook right now.

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schmannity's avatar

And Sarah Huckabeast

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3FingerPete's avatar

That's how they got Jim Clarke and Marc Bolan.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

My day is incomplete if I don't impersonate Bart Alsbrook at least three times before dinner.

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CPav1130's avatar

Too bad he doesn't know anyone in law enforcement who could...you know...investigate the identity theft.

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Bad Tom's avatar

Yeah, I wondered, "Did the Honorable (Interim) Police Chief file a police report?

Because anytime I experience a beat-down and robbery, I DO file a police report.------- Even though I am not, personally, a police officer, reserve or main.

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Bad Tom's avatar

About twenty.

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Bad Tom's avatar

And so, quite by accident, you have a new income stream.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

In the comics, Lex Luthor was elected president some years ago. In order to follow the law, he divested himself of all shares in Lexcorp.A comic book supervillain was LITERALLY more ethical than Trump.

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george lastrapes's avatar

Only twelve faces. You're thinking of an icosahedron. But twelve is plenty.

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george lastrapes's avatar

But your evil twin keeps it all for himself. He's the one they're looking for.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

It seems he would have filed a police report about his identity theft but filing false claims doesn't always go so well.....http://www.denverpost.com/2...

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

And they're all cousins.

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Bad Tom's avatar

Actually, I'm thinking of a google query went awry.I thought I knew. Then I checked, and believed what the net told me.-------My query was "How many sides does a dodecahedron have". It doesn't seem ambiguous.

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Bad Tom's avatar

Google appears to consider the terms sides and vertexes as equivalent. That's peculiar.

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