Pastor John Benefiel of Oklahoma City's "Church on the Rock" revealed, in a webcast with Mike and Cindy Jacobs, that he and another pastor, Chuck Pierce, prayed so hard and cast out so many demons in 2007 that they completely broke the demon Baal's hold over Oklahoma, Texas, Kansas, and Missouri, and as a sign of their success, the four states experienced record flooding.
Whenever the ancient Hebrews mentioned &quot;Baal&quot; (baʿal or Baʿal) they were referring to any one of the <i><b>false gods</b></i> that were worshiped by their neighbors in the region.
Why is is that this kind of hoo-doo always seems to to be concentrated in the red hick states? The only thing stupider than the false prophet that preaches this crap are the gullible yahoos that eat it up.
Read a Stephen King novel if you need to be scared all the time. It&#039;s the same damned cast of spooky characters and you don&#039;t have to tithe.
According to inerrant scripture (Wikipedia), Baal could refer to many gods, but one of the main ones, Hadad, was the god of rain and thunder. Sounds like the divorce really pissed him off.
I should have sent a few bucks to this guy before I bought tonight&#039;s Power Ball ticket.
Perhaps they meant Baal&#039;ze&#039;bul, &#039;cuz he&#039;s so fly.
OK&#039;s been a whore since the Sooner times.
According to Roberts, Alito and Thomas, both guys should still be able to buy guns, though.
But remember, Climate Change and Ecological Concerns are just liberal hooey.
Gee, maybe there <i>is</i> a god...
That&#039;s what minions are for.
Or Oklahomos.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Baal.
Whenever the ancient Hebrews mentioned &quot;Baal&quot; (baʿal or Baʿal) they were referring to any one of the <i><b>false gods</b></i> that were worshiped by their neighbors in the region.
The Sooner you play Baʿal, the better.
Wait. I thought biblically enhanced floods were a bad thing. They just did a whole big movie thingy about it.
I haz a confoozed.
It to the third power?
Why is is that this kind of hoo-doo always seems to to be concentrated in the red hick states? The only thing stupider than the false prophet that preaches this crap are the gullible yahoos that eat it up.
Read a Stephen King novel if you need to be scared all the time. It&#039;s the same damned cast of spooky characters and you don&#039;t have to tithe.
Balaam? What a bunch of asses.
According to inerrant scripture (Wikipedia), Baal could refer to many gods, but one of the main ones, Hadad, was the god of rain and thunder. Sounds like the divorce really pissed him off.