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Amazon deliveries will be, um, delayed.

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Scary sounding group ... the Supreme Court of the United States. THIS.

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Or Mad Max.

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Yeah, but remember those guys whose hobby is launching those big ass rockets?... <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=959E5Oh7gPM">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Drones: <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=xcLVg2NgPNw" target="_blank">"Get Shortey!"</a>

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Really have to disagree on Russell Westbrook. Volume does not equal accuracy.

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Hypothetically, if I was exercising my rights and shootin' down drones, and unbeknownst to me the drone had a pilot and passengers and stuff inside, is that still okay? Asking for a friend ....

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Is there a special regulation for when they carry news reporters?

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I always wanted one of those jobs preventing snow avalanches. Some areas use heavy artillery, one has a WWII-era tank, and one video showed someone lighting a stick of dynamite and dropping it onto a snow buildup from a helicopter. What all-America boy doesn't want to play with high explosives?

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Florida still gets top billing for allowing 'shooting ranges' anywhere including your small lot in a trailer park.

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That's easier than you might think. Just write to John McCain or Lindsey Graham. Tell them you're being attacked by some scary sounding group ... the Supreme Court of the United States, for example. They will send you all kinds of lethal shit. Free!

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Do it quickly before you're outgunned by Open Carry Tarrant County and forced to wear a <a href="http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-MrZ80gP7Sjs\/T_srkZIupzI\/AAAAAAAAARE\/pj-Z96I6CxU\/s1600\/DSC00680.JPG" target="_blank">trilby</a> in public.

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What about my religious freedom to fly a drone over people's houses?

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