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Vienna Woods's avatar

I just hope the people who I heard cheering in the video when the crash occurred ended up with piece of car on them.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

That verb sounds more exploitative, or it sidesteps that women usually choose to take contraceptives, or both. Quite the objective scholar, our Dominic.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Well, you're just wrong. It's the result of the nebulous “They" distorting your thinking. If you'd just humbly reclaim your identity, the deviant thoughts would go away.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Show me the constitutional amendment about vaginas.

Uh-huh. I thought so.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Part of your identity is to sow those wild oats.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

What is with all the hatin' on women? Is this part of some crackpot strategy to gain power by POing half the population? I'm not seeing it as a winner. Perhaps I just don't see the big picture.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

(Are those sirens I hear?)

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

run up the white flag son, your admission of defeat is duly noted. I had no idea how right I was about you- calling you terrible at it was being kind. You just plain suck at this...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and they accuse US of trying to legislate equal outcomes, how ironic...

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bobbert's avatar

PedullaBear.

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bobbert's avatar

Sort of retro, eh?

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bobbert's avatar

And endless junk.

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fuflans's avatar

this is how i have always felt. i knew at age 9 that boys were really fucking awesome and i wanted them in my life, but i was repelled by the thought of being called 'mother'.

don't know why but that was many years ago and nothing's changed. it's always good to know i'm not alone.

(i am fabulous mother to animals though...)

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"jack-off a mad lion"

I don't think that was what Shrodingertelephone had in mind...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

or they're Larry Craig

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SullivanSt's avatar

Yeah yeah, and taking Larium makes you want to visit sub-Saharan Africa.

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