In your Separation of Church and State Nice Time, the Oklahoma Supreme Court ruled Tuesday that a Ten Commandments monument at the state Capitol building has to be removed, because it violates the Oklahoma Constitution, never mind the U.S.
Probably also lost head-rounding and beard-cornering in that set. Damn, how can anyone even be moral if their beard isn't trimmed in certain ways?
I always like to imagine that "the other set" was all the punishments for violating the first 10. "Thou shalt receive tornadoes and floods and be infested with simpletons for every coveting"
Wait a minute, a football stadium is sacred ground and no monument should contradict this commandment: "I am the Lord thy God football. You shall allow no other sport to come before me."
There is an 11th Commandment. Its in the new testament.
Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.
Those things aren't cheap. My uncle's trying to put together a monument for one of my polygamous ancestors for the Utah State Capitol grounds and the thing is going to cost a bundle. (Around $100,000, but the lolz all come from rubbing Utah's polygamy into everyone's face yet again, so I'm firmly behind the project.) Anyway, Dr. Ritze is gonna be pissed his lovely monument is getting booted.
No.
That will negate arson in all the other church fires, no doubt.
Good thing too. Capitalist economies would collapse pretty spectacularly if we all stopped coveting stuff.
That's *sniff* beautiful.😿
Damn! Fixed the misspellings, but now the engraving company forgot the asterisk by the "graven images" line!
Probably also lost head-rounding and beard-cornering in that set. Damn, how can anyone even be moral if their beard isn't trimmed in certain ways?
I always like to imagine that "the other set" was all the punishments for violating the first 10. "Thou shalt receive tornadoes and floods and be infested with simpletons for every coveting"
Not odd at all, all chattle. Movable goods, owned by a fellow dude-bro.
"12. Thou shalt clubbeth thine sane-folk with The Lord's jiggery-pokery until applesauce doth pour out"
Wait, since when is coveting your neighbor's manservant a sin? Julio and I are in love!
Jesus was thinking about working as haberdasher, in a chapeau shop.
That's my neighbor?! I need to covet some binoculars, stat!
Wait a minute, a football stadium is sacred ground and no monument should contradict this commandment: "I am the Lord thy God football. You shall allow no other sport to come before me."
That should shield the kid from Josh Duggar.
There is an 11th Commandment. Its in the new testament.
Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.
Applesauce!Pure applesauce!!
Those things aren't cheap. My uncle's trying to put together a monument for one of my polygamous ancestors for the Utah State Capitol grounds and the thing is going to cost a bundle. (Around $100,000, but the lolz all come from rubbing Utah's polygamy into everyone's face yet again, so I'm firmly behind the project.) Anyway, Dr. Ritze is gonna be pissed his lovely monument is getting booted.