Who knows that in Oklahoma, the governor's name is Mary Fallin, raise your hand? And it is pronounced "Mary Failin'" as though it rhymes with "Palin." WHAT ARE THE ODDS? Therefore, on that basis, we will share with you this ridiculous video according to the laws of ridiculousness, in which staunch social conservative Mary Fallin's daughter decided she wanted to do a corny sexytime fashion shoot at the Governor's Mansion.
You may have seen him on the Oklahoma Dep't of Corrections web site. Convicted for possession with intent to sell.
If he was colored, and poor, he'd have been sent to the state penitentiary for a decade or two. But he's white, and rich, so he gets to marry the governor's daughter instead.
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It would seem that Okie menfolk have become seriously undesirable. Could be the tinfoil hats, or the rampant misogyny. A combination of the two would certainly account for the current state of, umm, affairs.
Republicans pine for that golden age in America when, in cities across this great and blessed land, street trollops provided an inexpensive ride for the working man.
The "whore of Babylon" look does suggest why Sharia was invented -- but isn't Oklahoma exactly where they made that impossible?
OMFG!!!!!!!!! Words fail me. <i>The Onion</i> can only dream of dreaming up something like this.
This is worth a Wonkette page of its own -- and a truly epic snarkfest.
Just for starters, hubbie-the-hipster (can I get a TM on &quot;hickster&quot;?), Mr. Bacon, is a 31-year-old &quot;art student&quot;, and a partner (with daddy, no doubt) in an oil-and-gas scheme of some sort. (No need for Bacon to bring home the bacon; it arrives in the mail.)
It only goes downhill from there. Let me put it this way: Someone was apalled enough to comment that it made them &quot;glad to be from Texas.&quot;
From the song and the album of the same name, Swordfishtrombone:
...And he got 20 years for lovin&#039; her from some Oklahoma governor said everything this Doughboy does is wrong
Now some say he&#039;s doing the obituary mambo Now some say that he&#039;s hanging on the wall Perhaps this yarn&#039;s the only thing that holds this man together Some say he was never here at all
You may have seen him on the Oklahoma Dep&#039;t of Corrections web site. Convicted for possession with intent to sell.
If he was colored, and poor, he&#039;d have been sent to the state penitentiary for a decade or two. But he&#039;s white, and rich, so he gets to marry the governor&#039;s daughter instead.
I highly recommend Plastic surgery Honolulu for breast augmentation. The staff made the whole experience very comfortable. They are very caring and very good at everything they do. I always leave with a smile and I love the way my breast look!
In a tent, with wine coolers.
They can both sign into a Christian lesbian-cure clinic afterwards, if need be, before going on their red-state-only book tour.
I can&#039;t wait to see how One-L Bachmann&#039;s adoptee harem turns out.
It would seem that Okie menfolk have become seriously undesirable. Could be the tinfoil hats, or the rampant misogyny. A combination of the two would certainly account for the current state of, umm, affairs.
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None of those rubber goldfish swimming in Lucite, either -- these are the real thing!
When you&#039;re juiced on meth, the whole world looks like that -- maybe you get used to it?
Yet.
Republicans pine for that golden age in America when, in cities across this great and blessed land, street trollops provided an inexpensive ride for the working man.
Yeah, but what&#039;s that got to do with the film speed?
I&#039;d probably stick around until she started talking.
The &quot;whore of Babylon&quot; look does suggest why Sharia was invented -- but isn&#039;t Oklahoma exactly where they made that impossible?
Might be a reference to Oppenheiner&#039;s link, six posts below. Truly awfulsome stuff.
OMFG!!!!!!!!! Words fail me. <i>The Onion</i> can only dream of dreaming up something like this.
This is worth a Wonkette page of its own -- and a truly epic snarkfest.
Just for starters, hubbie-the-hipster (can I get a TM on &quot;hickster&quot;?), Mr. Bacon, is a 31-year-old &quot;art student&quot;, and a partner (with daddy, no doubt) in an oil-and-gas scheme of some sort. (No need for Bacon to bring home the bacon; it arrives in the mail.)
It only goes downhill from there. Let me put it this way: Someone was apalled enough to comment that it made them &quot;glad to be from Texas.&quot;
From the song and the album of the same name, Swordfishtrombone:
...And he got 20 years for lovin&#039; her from some Oklahoma governor said everything this Doughboy does is wrong
Now some say he&#039;s doing the obituary mambo Now some say that he&#039;s hanging on the wall Perhaps this yarn&#039;s the only thing that holds this man together Some say he was never here at all
It&#039;s a lead, dude. Mayfield did the song for the scene.