The reaction to Trump’s decades-overdue death — ideally he’d collapse in the middle of a rally and experience excruciating pain that we’d get to watch whenever we wanted for the rest of our lives — will make V-J Day in Times Square seem funereal.
Putin already has a new beard trimmer wrapped in fancy paper for JD. They will be besties and have long talks about how they can still see Donald’s face when they look at a sunset or a lumpy cloud.
Couchfucker is such a lazy, stupid putz. How generic. How stereotype. Every public testimonial of an asshole boss.
First one in every morning, the last one out the door, taking calls and making deals while the rest of us are dropping. It's obvious he has a normal-sized penis. Blah. Blah. Blah.
Can you imagine the gaudy, hideous tombstone he's probably already picked out? It will probably look like a cross between Cinderellas Castle and a McDonalds.
Trump rambled mockingly about Biden’s health to The Daily Caller reporter Reagan Reese in an interview published Monday,:
"“He was a horrible president, but can you imagine, he says he has Stage Nine cancer. That was, what? Two, three months ago… Stage Nine. I’ve never heard of more than stage four. Stage four is the highest. I’ve never — if you’re stage four, you’re dead ... especially Stage Nine. Is there such a thing?”
Biden announced in May that he had prostate cancer that had spread to his bones. It was “characterized by a Gleason score of 9 (Grade Group 5) with metastasis to the bone,” per his office. The stages of cancer, as said by Trump, though, are not the same as their Gleason score or Grade Group."
Is anyone else concerned about how much time Trump seems to spend with his granddaughter,
given his icky remarks about Ivanka and teenage beauty contestants? (not to mention Epstein)
The reaction to Trump’s decades-overdue death — ideally he’d collapse in the middle of a rally and experience excruciating pain that we’d get to watch whenever we wanted for the rest of our lives — will make V-J Day in Times Square seem funereal.
And then his corpse would be thrown into the crowd to do with as they see fit.
He looks FANTASTIC! Ten years younger!!!!
Putin already has a new beard trimmer wrapped in fancy paper for JD. They will be besties and have long talks about how they can still see Donald’s face when they look at a sunset or a lumpy cloud.
What kinda parent would let their child within a hundred miles of that fucking pedophile?
Svelte ankles is why I come here.
I would believe he's the last person who goes to sleep and that he is on his phone late at night using the Twitter app.
Couchfucker is such a lazy, stupid putz. How generic. How stereotype. Every public testimonial of an asshole boss.
First one in every morning, the last one out the door, taking calls and making deals while the rest of us are dropping. It's obvious he has a normal-sized penis. Blah. Blah. Blah.
Ta, Rebecca. Too bad it ain't true. He's the last to go to sleep because he snorts crushed Adderall.
Looking at former president Biden, you'd never know he has cancer.
yeah but he's old. The New York Times told us so *checks notes* 584 times last year alone
So worth it 😄❤️🇺🇸✌🏻
Can you imagine the gaudy, hideous tombstone he's probably already picked out? It will probably look like a cross between Cinderellas Castle and a McDonalds.
He'd better choose something that looks good with a patina of urine on it.
https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomba_di_Lorenzo_de%27_Medici_duca_di_Urbino
Like this, but with the figures being two models from the 1980s and they're definitely depicted crying and in swim suits.
Also everything is covered in gold, and his obnoxious faux crest is on there with flashing lights on it.
Those flashing lights could be a problem. Electricity, flowing liquid, not a good combo.
He may or may not be alive but one thing is for sure: his name is all over the Epstein files.
I read the craziest thing on the internet the other day.
It said the President of the United States of America is a rapist and a pedophile.
Happy Tuesday, all! I thought about writing “Clots and Prayers” on the back of the car but I’m not ready to get run off the road quite yet.
07. VERIFIED® SIR FACTOID™
Sir cannot tell his “outtie” from his “pee-pee”
08. VERIFIED® SIR FACTOID™
Sir secretly fears his trophies will become magnetized
09. VERIFIED® SIR FACTOID™
Sir can’t get the Big Mac out of the box unaided
I'm thinking he's a Quarter Pounder guy (Royale with cheese!)
Big Mac's are pretty messy with all the lettuce that spills out when you pick it up.
And all that lettuce can't be good for you.
Trump rambled mockingly about Biden’s health to The Daily Caller reporter Reagan Reese in an interview published Monday,:
"“He was a horrible president, but can you imagine, he says he has Stage Nine cancer. That was, what? Two, three months ago… Stage Nine. I’ve never heard of more than stage four. Stage four is the highest. I’ve never — if you’re stage four, you’re dead ... especially Stage Nine. Is there such a thing?”
Biden announced in May that he had prostate cancer that had spread to his bones. It was “characterized by a Gleason score of 9 (Grade Group 5) with metastasis to the bone,” per his office. The stages of cancer, as said by Trump, though, are not the same as their Gleason score or Grade Group."
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-white-house-troll-joe-biden-cancer_n_68b6beb9e4b0cd019d22c33c
see if Biden insisted something was stage 9 when it was the Gleason score the press would have screamed OOOLLDDDDDD at us
What makes this worse, is that this isn't the first time Trump said this. He said this back in May, too.
https://www.npr.org/2025/05/19/nx-s1-5403887/trump-biden-cancer
The grim reaper is standing right outside your door, Donald. Shut up about Biden, lol.😂