Old FEMA Coot Beats Up Guy With Golf Club, In Iowa
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So Iowa is underwater forever, and to the nation's shock, FEMA has sent out emergency response teams -- to help! This is only the second time in world history that FEMA has helped anyone, the other being the time they released that "How To Deal With Satellites That Crash Into Your Skull" manual. Perhaps they could create a follow-up manual now called "How To Deal With FEMA Emergency Contractors Who Arbitrarily Beat The Shit Out Of You With Golf Clubs, In Iowa, After Trying To Hit You With Their Cars." Because!
Old FEMA Coot Beats Up Guy With Golf Club, In Iowa
Old FEMA Coot Beats Up Guy With Golf Club, In…
Old FEMA Coot Beats Up Guy With Golf Club, In Iowa
So Iowa is underwater forever, and to the nation's shock, FEMA has sent out emergency response teams -- to help! This is only the second time in world history that FEMA has helped anyone, the other being the time they released that "How To Deal With Satellites That Crash Into Your Skull" manual. Perhaps they could create a follow-up manual now called "How To Deal With FEMA Emergency Contractors Who Arbitrarily Beat The Shit Out Of You With Golf Clubs, In Iowa, After Trying To Hit You With Their Cars." Because!